Daily Drunk: Cab Thief Named "Pflug"

Drunk Scottsdale Chick Steals Cab, Hits Four Parked Cars, and, Of Course, Gets Arrested

"SCOTTSDALE -- A 24-year-old woman has been arrested after police say she stole a taxicab and struck four parked cars. 

It happened Tuesday morning around midnight.

Police say that Genevieve Pflug had had been drinking and had gotten into an argument with her boyfriend just before getting into a cab near 6th Ave and Scottsdale Rd.

As the cab began to pull away, Pflug apparently got out of the moving cab and when the cabbie stopped to help, police say Pflug hopped into the driver's seat and took off.

The cab then proceeded to hit four parked cars and then came to a rest.

Police say Pflug took off on foot but was caught a few blocks away.

Pflug was arrested and booked for auto theft, aggravated DUI, drug possession, and hit and run."

Grand theft auto, aggravated DUI, drug possession, and a hit and run!?!?! C'mon piggies give this chick a break.  This clearly is the boyfriends fault right?  I mean what kind of dick pisses their girl off enough to force her to jack a cabby?  P-flug probably refused to give her BF a tug and BOOM, shit hit the fan! She would have taken his car and it would have been NBD, but the BF probably hid the keys on her, so rightfully so, she resorted to a taxi.  Oh wait, did she hit 4 parked cars too?  Well hot dayummm, just like the great Happy Gilmore once said, "They shouldn't have been standing there!"  Case in point, Gene was 100% justified in this GTA-ish move she pulled, so give her 10 points mo fucka and move on to the next checkpoint.