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Thursday, February 4, 2010

On a scale of 1-Lame, how lame is this movie?

To be quite honest I can't see this movie lasting more than 45 minutes. I mean three kids get trapped on a ski lift...does nobody carry a cell phone anymore. Shit I'm sure someone's got 3G and can Tweet, "Hey Mofuggaz, stuck on chairlift, dark, cold, scary #Help #Dying #Poopingmypants," and you'll have choppers up the wazoo in a matter of minutes. I mean at least make it interesting and set the plot with a guy and a girl so they can die happy.
My prediction:
Straight to DVD reaching an audience of about 9,000 skiers.
Vote 1 star for straight to DVD release and 5 stars for I'll see it in theaters(if it makes it).

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