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Showing posts with label Cinco De Mayo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cinco De Mayo. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Happy Cinco de Mayo!! (Even if your not Mexican)




DRINK UNTIL EVERY GIRL AT THE BAR LOOKS LIKE THEM

"Tequilla Sunrise (Mexican Version)" by Cypress Hill

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Daily Dip: Jessica Clement

On behalf of Cinco De Mayo, I'd like to introduce Jessica Jane Clement, a 25-year old an English glamour model, actress, and television presenter.  True, she's not Spanish, nor French for that matter, she wasn't around to witness the battle of Puebla, but she would look sexy as hell in a nice serape.  Am I right or am I right?  Appearing in Playboy at age 18, I'd say it's safe to say she aspired at a young age to "present her gifts".