Did This Kid Really Just Say Wade, Amare, Lebron, Bosh, Boozer Are All Going To The Heat?

I Just soiled myself...twice. This kid just said with a straight face that the Miami Heat are bringing in Amare Stoudemire, Chris Bosh, Carlos Boozer, and Lebron James next season. I don't know about you Dwyane, but I'd get a pen real fucking quick and sign that contract. Move over John Hollinger and induct this kid into the NBA insider Hall of Fame.

P.S. My ass is still leaking...

Common Free$tyling after All-$tar Game

Common throws down a nasssssssty freestyle at the Ghostbar in Dallas to conclude all star weekend.  He starts off decent, then tosses in a D-Wade reference, then a few Rondo shout-outs, then a few funny ass Lil Wayne tips, then a Jerry Jones shout.  Enough ranting for me, just listen to the damn thanggggg!!