Daily Dumbasses: Girls Trying To Playing Basketball

This is exactly why girls should never even bother playing basketball. Chicks like this will never make it to big stage of the WNBA and chicks that do make it would tower over me and snap my dick in two. I could live with a broken dick, but I couldn't live knowing my 6'8" wife can't dunk on a 10' hoop. Sorry ladies, but for a man's sake, idolize Giada de Laurentiis and not Candace Parker.

Daily Dip: Giada De Laurentiis

Introducing Giada De Laurentiis, an Italian American chef, writer, television personality, and the current host of the Food Network programs Everyday Italian, Behind the Bash, Giada's Weekend Getaways, Giada in Paradise, and Giada at Home. Anyone who has ever watched Everyday Italian knows she is the PERFECT WIFE.  An angel in the kitchen, well spoken, bomb titties, she articulates like a mofo and she's rich.  What more could a man ask for? Any man who wouldn't bathe in a pool of Olive Oil with this broad should have their carrot chopped off and forced to eat baby food for the rest of their life.  

Get Me In This Gang!

Is there a waiting list to get in this gang? If not sign me the phuck up!  Look at the ingredients to this awesomeness...

• Scalabrine- bringing the fire bush factor to the table while keepin' it real behind the arc.  
• Pierce- Ironically Scal is in the background of this shot too...coincidence?  I think not.  Inglewood in the house!
• David Stern- Shit load of money and high head connects
• Sam Adams- Soccer playing rapper who hates college but loves all the parties.  
• Lil Wayne- Convict status that can spit it and smoke it with the best of 'em.  

If this array of baller's doesn't have your head rolling, then you've got some flat out issues.  You add the likes of a Giada De Laurentiis to put food on the table and S some D's and I don't see how we wont be running the world by next week.  

Thanks to Toddnaw for the tip.