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Showing posts with label National Lampoons The Legend of Awesomest Maximus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label National Lampoons The Legend of Awesomest Maximus. Show all posts

Friday, March 19, 2010

Daily Dip: Kristanna Loken

Introducing Kristanna Loken, a 30-year old bombshell out of the Empire State.  Fashion modeling paired with her roles on both TV and film, have built Loken a respectable resume. Although she gained her popularity in her role in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, we all know that it's her angel-ish looks that have got her where she is today.  Her career likely peaked at Terminator 3 as she will be starring in an upcoming National Lampoons flick titled, "The Legend of Awesomest Maximus", where her stage name is Hottessa.  I won't lie, as far off as those movies have fallen since the classic days of the "Vacations" series, the name alone has me sold.  Am I wrong to assume she has to show some skin with a name like Hottessa?