April 18, 7:08 PMUFO ExaminerRoger Marsh
Two New Hampshire teenagers sitting in a parked car were approached by a black-colored UFO in Laconia on March 20, 2010, lifted into the air and then dropped back onto pavement 180 feet away, according to testimony from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) database.
The 18-year-old girl and 16-year-old boy both offer testimony about their encounter.
"We were just sitting there and I looked up at the moon," the female witness stated. "I saw this weird black-shaped object. And then, I said to my boyfriend, 'What was that?'”
Both accounts describe the same events. They saw an object coming toward them from the sky and began to panic. When they attempted to drive away, the car they were operating was lifted up off the ground. Both describe an odd smell during the incident.
When the car hit the pavement 180 feet away, the windshield cracked and the air bags deployed.
The male witness descibed the UFO.
"I don’t know how to explain this but it turns into a ball when it wants to slow down and move around quickly and when it wants to go fast, straight, it turns into a flat plate with maze box-shaped lined lights. These were on all the time."
He describes attempting to drive away.
"The front end got picked up and the car could not move. We steered left and right but the car just kept on going up into the air."
Notice the date stamp on this article. Now being a NH-er-er myself, I am aware that our state is lacking social light swagger north of the Manchester border. So this is just another case of teenagers celebrating an early 4/20 right? Making up UFO/alien stories and shit high off too much tenfootganjaplant. Wrong! There are fucking aliens in New Hampshire. Fuck crop circles and all that other bullshit. These kids got proof...You know what that is----> "Local blog, Fresh2Death Daily sends infrared mind signals from computer screen into kids brain's resulting in explosive diarrhea. (Pictures of the shit-in-the-bowl to prove it)"Kids these days with their 10th grade Sci-Fi projects.
GILFORD, N.H. – New Hampshire Liquor Commissioner Richard Simard was arrested and charged with DUI in Gilford late Saturday night, police said. Gilford police received a report that Simard, 67, of Manchester, was driving erratically toward Gilford in his 2010 BMW.File this one under the category of “Only in New Hampshire.” And to quote "Granite State of Mind",
Police pulled him over at about 11:50 p.m. on Lakeshore Road and conducted a field sobriety test, which police determined he failed. Simard refused a Breathalyzer, according to police.
Gov. John Lynch removed Simard as liquor commissioner on Monday.
“It is simply unacceptable for a liquor commissioner, stopped by the police on suspicion of driving under the influence, to refuse a Breathalyzer test," Lynch said in a written statement. "Under the circumstances, Richard Simard’s continued presence on the Liquor Commission would compromise the integrity of the commission."
Lynch said he would act quickly to nominate a replacement liquor commissioner.
"Don't drink and drive here, listen to what I say, even though we put our liquor stores right on the highway"
"LONDONDERRY – Londonderry High School English teacher Melinda Dennehy is at the center of an ongoing police investigation, the New Hampshire Union Leader has learned.
On Wednesday, Londonderry police and Superintendent Nathan Greenberg both confirmed they had launched an investigation into allegations of inappropriate behavior involving an employee of the school district. Police Lt. Tim Jones said the allegations of inappropriate behavior involved a teacher.
Several students at Londonderry High School said yesterday it was common knowledge among the student body that Dennehy, a teacher of sophomore-level English and literature courses, had been the subject of a police investigation.
"It was all anyone was talking about," said Brady McQuarrie, a junior at the high school. McQuarrie said Dennehy's classes were taught by a substitute teacher yesterday.
Dennehy, a teacher at the high school since 2007 who primarily teaches sophomore level classes, was removed from the list of teachers on the Londonderry High School Web site, though her class site remained active. Dennehy was not a coach or adviser for any extra-curricular activities, according to the 2008-09 Londonderry High School Yearbook. A private Facebook page attributed to Dennehy was deleted from the social hub yesterday afternoon.
Dennehy said she had always wanted to be a teacher, and the career change provided an opportunity to spend more time with her family. She had two daughters at the time of the interview."
"CONCORD – Gov. John Lynch has declared a state emergency after high winds left more than one third of the state's residents and businesses without power.
In a conference call with reporters, Lynch said he also activated 50 members of the National Guard to assist communities respond to the damage.
State officials said about 330,000 residents and businesses are without power and people should expect to be without power for several days. The 330,000 power outages are second only to the December 2008 ice storm when 430,000 residents and businesses were without electricity.
Lynch and other state officials said 100 percent of many communities are without power and hundreds of state and local roads are closed due to downed trees or flooding."Well mother nature just got real REAL on us huh? She's got to have some tits to drop a Haiti on us like this right? I mean it started off worse enough...Nearly midway through the 4th quarter of the Celtics/Cavs game, SHAZAM, off goes the TV! At that point the Cavs had stormed back(haha get it, pun) and made a game out of the whole affair. Less than ten minutes later, I'm sitting in my driveway, crushing beers in my car, listening to the game on the radio, when I hear the Celtics are trailing by 11. For fucks sake miss! Mother Nature really dyked out on this one. There's not better explanation for the Celtics getting outscored 35-14 in the 4th and falling by 20, than the result of thousands of people being pulled away from their black TV screens. It's obvious the storm sucked the life out of the crowd and shit it all over NH in the form of a hurricane. Looks like the only option I have now is to get blacked out in honor of the blackout. Cheers.
"Adam Sandler made his fellow students laugh so much during his days at Manchester Central High School that he was named "class comedian."
More than 20 years later, that same free spirit is earning the actor a reported $20 million or more a movie. And his motion pictures collectively have grossed more than $2 billion worldwide.
Sandler proved the runaway favorite as the most famous living Granite Stater in a UnionLeader.com survey conducted last week. The 1984 Central grad proved more popular than Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler or "The Da Vinci Code" author Dan Brown, who finished second and fourth, respectively.
"Everyone in America has heard of all three, " said NBA player Matt Bonner, a Concord native, "but if you took the average Joe off the street in Nigeria, Iran or Vietnam, they might not listen to Aerosmith or read about professor Langdon's adventures (in Brown's books), but I bet they've seen an Adam Sandler movie.""Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?" If anyone but Adam Sandler won this award I might have chopped my left stone off. This couldn't be any easier of a question could it? Sandler is clearly the most famous person to come out of NH. Matt Bonner, a ghostly legend himself, put it best as he stated above that any jamope off the streets would recognize an Adam Sandler flick. Hell, the majority of Gen-Y, Gen-X, and Gen Z'ers in the United States could probably quote a line, mimmic him, and tell you what jersey he wore in Happy Gilmore. Bottom line is, he's the most recognizable figure out of NH, and he's got my vote any day of the week.
