"CBS News RAW": Beijing's "I'm looking for you" supermarket is giving the city's singles a new way to look for love. In their few months of operation, the market has attracted more than 1,000 clients."Supermarket sluts huh? I always knew those sketchy looking Chinese Supermarkets you see in US cities were nothing but steaming swinger-fests! Leave it up to the Chinese right? I mean we break ground by placing RedBox's in our supermarkets and they have the balls to rebuttal with a friggen datingbox? What kind of freshman bush league sauce is that? Despite the fact that I'm a bit dumbfounded on how this is actually gaining popularity in the big C, I find it hard to believe they are resorting to a manual, hands-on system here. I mean the Asians are the king and queens of electronics right? Chiya pets, pyramid scam video conferencing phones, mp12 players, shit they got it all. I mean when was the last time the Chinese branded an innovation not reliant on batteries or electric waves? Deep down inside I'm convinced they have developed some sort of scheme, with hopes that America will pick up on it, then they will dump the system in its entirety, drop a nuclear soy sauce bomb on us and laugh their way to the bank. We'll in case I just called your bluff, don't attempt to pull any matchmaking shit on us or we'll go Fight Quest on ur asses!
P.S. Stick to your Kyocera's and fuji film, and leave the modern day methods to us.
Arigato,
Senor Fresh
