Daily Dip: Parvati Shallow

Introducing one of Survivor's finest honey dip's, Parvati Shallow.  Barely avoiding elimination with possession of the immunity idol on this past weeks Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains episode, Parvati may be one of next to go, although her fan base off the island is far from shallow.  The 27-year old native of Vero Beach, Florida first appeared on Survivor: Cook Island, where she placed sixth, then again on Survivor: Micronesia where she took home the crown, and has since returned for Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains, as a member of the Villians tribe.  Parvati's popularity runs off the Survivor script, as her beauty has casted a shell over much of the boxing world, where she was named as a member of Perfect 10 Model Boxing: Vol. 1.  I'd let her knock me out.

Asian woman survives 3000 foot plunge

A skydiver miraculously survived after plummeting 3,000 feet to the ground when her parachute became tangled, The Sun reported Tuesday.

Lareece Butler escaped with bruises, a broken leg and concussion after slamming into the ground in South Africa.

The mother of one leaped from a plane with a parachute which opened automatically but suffered problems within seconds of exiting the aircraft.

Her boyfriend watched from the ground in horror as she spiraled downwards before crashing into a field on Saturday.

Skydive manager Joos Vos said Tuesday the novice jumper was very lucky to be alive.

Bad ass skydiver or what?

Imagine jumping out of a plane 3,000 feet high only to not have a working parachute. That must absolutely suck. The feeling going through your head for the free fall must be pure agony, just imagining what it's going to be like when you hit the ground.

Now imagine what it feels like if you survive that. Must be the best feeling in the world. I still can't believe that bitch survived this plummet. Too bad she wasted all her good luck on surviving this crash, imagine if she chose to play the lottery or a scratch ticket during the 5 minute free fall. She'd almost certainly be rich, instead she just has a story to tell her grand children.

Too bad.

Daily Dip: Amber Brkich

In lieu of the return of Survivor: Heroes vs Villains I thought it would only be appropriate to take us into the weekend with the hottest survivor of all time.  Bold statement, I know, but Amber brings a full house to the table.  For anyone who has ever watched the show or been somewhat in touch with society over the past 6 years, you might know former competitor, "Boston Rob" has tied the knot with this fine broad.  Since her spell on Survivor, she has built her resume, with the likes of Stuff Magazine and Maxim.  Don't sleep on her, and MAKE SURE NOT TO SLEEP ON daughter Lucia Rose, because she is going to be one hell of a Survivor! If anyone wants some guaranteed green, I'd recommend putting your life savings on this kid to covering the "Survivor Spread".  

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