This Muscle Milk Ad Is 'Ree-Dick-Lus'

I can't tell if this helps of hinders Muscle Milk's image. Are they focusing their target market on beefed up, fohawk rockin', spring break lovin' juiceheads? They must honor the whole "Judgement Free Zone" like Planet Fitness? If my hypothesis is on point then they hit their audience, and they hit them hard! Truthfully, Muscle Milk is a bit ree-dick-lus in my personal opinion, so it's only fitting its consumers are just alike, right?

Pacquiao The Next American Idol?

When Manny Pacquiao isn't laying blows in the ring he's laying down tracks in the studio. No, he's not pursuing a rap career like several other athletes,(Ron Artest, Allen Iverson, Shaq, The Rock, Chris Webber, Kobe, Deion, the list goes on...), but rather a romantic pop singer. Although he is no Glenn Medeiros, he hits some high notes and packs quite the vocal punch.

With all the recent hype over a potential fight between Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr, I feel as if Manny could use this to his advantage. Floyd Mayweather Sr. feels very strongly about his son's ability, especially when facing Manny mono y mono.

"I am entitled to speak on what I think, on my opinion. I will say this, if Pacquiao is using those roids, it won't help him against my son. I got a poem on that and it goes, 'Roids don't mean spit if you can't hit.' And Pacquiao will never hit my son if they fight." -Floyd Mayweather Sr.

If the Sr.'s theory is correct and Manny can't land a punch on Pretty Boy Floyd, then Pac-Man may be forced to resort to an alternative hook. While Money Mayweather is exhausting himself trying to land a jab, Manny can lay back and serenade Floyd's swings with some romantic rhythms. Gay? Maybe. Expected? Probably not. Innovative? Certainly. It comes down to psyching out the opponent and what more could Manny do to psych out Money man? It just seems like a no brainer for victory.  

Verdict: Bet the house on Pac-Man's larynges.

Ron Washington is a coke head

Rangers manager Ron Washington tested positive for cocaine last July, according to Jon Heyman of SI.com.

"I did make a mistake and I regret that I did it," Washington told SI.com on Tuesday night. "I am really embarrassed and I am really sorry." The Rangers ultimately decided to retain Washington and he has passed all subsequent tests. Washington planned to address the incident with his team on Wednesday morning.

When I first read this I wasn't going to blog about it. My reasoning: it's the Rangers, who cares. It's Ron Washington, who cares. I've since realized though it kind of is relevant. The professional sport with the biggest drug scandal (steroids) ever has now caught a coach doing cocaine and turning a blind eye. The Rangers are turning a blind eye (just like they did through out the whole 90s, because besides Oakland the Rangers club house had needles, pills, cream and clear spread from locker to locker) on the situation.

Ron Washington should be suspended. Make a statement. Show the world you are trying to fix your drug problems. You can't honestly tell me a player would not be suspended if he tested positive for cocaine. Like player, like coach. Coaches are supposed to set an example for their players and when they don't they should be fired or punished. End of discussion.