"Beat The Clock"- UNH Parody to Tik Tok

For anyone of you noobs who are unfamiliar to "Beat The Clock" it is a hobby a majority of students at the Universityof New Hampshire take up. In a nutshell, you drink as many $1 drinks in an hour as you can. But remember, the clock always prevails. 

So now that I have enlightened you with the greatest bar deal in the history of bar deals, ya'll are going to rate this parody on the scale below...