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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Ellen Degeneres Is An Old Bag


Ellen DeGeneres isn’t a fan of high-def TV. The new “American Idol” judge brought in her own lighting crew after she decided the talent show’s cameramen made her look too old and wrinkly. “Ellen thought her ‘Idol’ close-ups were very unflattering,” a production insider told the National Enquirer . “She said she was shocked at how old and tired she could look in high definition!”
Hm. Maybe Ellen should of realized this BEFORE the first few episodes of Idol season started. The bottom line is Ellen you are old, you do look tired, and you are not a young attractive female, save that for the contestants. You job isn't to look pretty, it isn't too act young, simply try to be the judge they hope to be.

Bottom line: Idol never should of let that drunk Paula leave.  She didn't need any special lighting to look hot.

2 Comments:

Unknown said...

I made this isn't is a ignerent doshe

Anonymous said...

To me Ellen is like two different people. She had such a major face change (snip tuck slide refasten) between her early TV appearances and a couple seasons in on her talk show that I could barely recognize "they".

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