Did This Kid Really Just Say Wade, Amare, Lebron, Bosh, Boozer Are All Going To The Heat?

I Just soiled myself...twice. This kid just said with a straight face that the Miami Heat are bringing in Amare Stoudemire, Chris Bosh, Carlos Boozer, and Lebron James next season. I don't know about you Dwyane, but I'd get a pen real fucking quick and sign that contract. Move over John Hollinger and induct this kid into the NBA insider Hall of Fame.

P.S. My ass is still leaking...