A horny German man who broke into jail at night for sex romps with his imprisoned girlfriend faces a stretch behind bars himself, The Sun reported Monday.
Daniele Eberhardt, 33, was arrested after other female prisoners complained that he and his unnamed lover's "grunts and groans" kept them awake at night and made them feel "frustrated."
"It was like a bad porno movie," one inmate said.
Eberhardt climbed up a ten foot fence, evaded surveillance cameras and used a skeleton key to get in the jail in the city of Bielefeld, northern Germany.
Prosecutors said he will go on trial for trespassing next month.
This guy’s got it all wrong. First of all, who breaks into prison? This sounds like a worse idea than leaving your name on a voicemail in which you implicate yourself cheating on your wife. I mean, clearly, Eberhardt’s got some skills. He broke into a jail undetected, and if he could’ve kept the love-making down, he would’ve gotten away with it. He should be breaking into banks or casinos, Ocean’s 11-style. Worst case scenario, he gets caught then breaks out of jail like a normal criminal.
Second of all, come on man, your lady’s locked up. You’re supposed to take this opportunity to test the waters, find some other talent, broaden your sexual horizons so to speak. There’s no reason to go out of your way or risk your own ass to sleep with your girl. Unless of course, she’s a Perfect 10 model, or a Fresh2Death Daily Dip. Then you’re excused. However, in stories like this one, the girl usually turns out to look like Joba Chamberlain’s mom.
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