Most Wanted Rockstar: Lil Wayne

TMZ: Lil Wayne had a perfectly good reason for missing his court date in Arizona today -- he's currently behind bars in New York. But Yuma County didn't care ... and issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

Wayne pled not guilty in the past to a litany of drug charges related to a January 2008 arrest, where DEA agents found 105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and 41 grams of ecstasy pills and a 40-caliber pistol on his tour bus.

Wayne had a court date today, but missed it cause of the whole "already in jail" thing.

You see, this sums up Lil Wayne in a nut shell. When he does something he goes all in. Quantity over quality all the time. Whether it comes to girls, money, gold in teeth, or music Weezy F doesn't just do the bare minimum he does it to the maximum.

Actually, wait a minute. Wayne will not serve the maximum sentence, that's guaranteed because he's fucking Lil Wanye. Needless to say, Lil Wayne most certainly is the Most Wanted Rockstar.

Celebrity Rehab wants DMX!

DMX is the #1 draft pick to appear on the next season of "Celebrity Rehab" -- that is, if the rehab people can somehow find a way to keep him from being locked up.

DMX's attorney, Gary Jenkins, tells TMZ reps for "Rehab" contacted him after X was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly violating his probation by using drugs.

Jenkins says the "Rehab" team is considering sending someone to DMX's next court hearing to speak with the judge -- just like Dr. Drew did with Jessica Sierra from "American Idol" -- to try and get X placed in their care instead of being locked up.

The rapper is currently being held on no bond and is expected back in court March 16.

So let me get this straight. DMX broke his probation and had a tirade in court and now because a TV show wants him, he may get out of jail time? Am I reading that correctly? You see, a lot of people complain that famous people get a get out of jail card from time to time, but if I'm reading this straight DMX is going to get to save that card for the next time he fucks up.

The only thing that concerns me is what do you think Weezy is going to do when he finds out about this. DMX should be more like him and be happy he is going to jail. You see that's the difference between Weezy and everyone else. He sees the value of being thrown in the slammer as a rapper. He know he'll release a sick album about the time he spent in jail when he gets out. He also knows people will release his music while he is in jail.

DMX doesn't see the value in that and that's why he flamed out years ago.

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Day 1 of 365 for Lil Wayne...song 1 of 365?

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Liltunechi Finally Hits The Pen

Forth times a charm right?  Nothing standing in between Weez and the Judge today.  Yes we might be forced to go without TV appearances, concerts, Ustreams, tweets, etc, but there will sure be no lack of music, despite the fact he is locked up for the upcoming year.  Wayne worked his ass off the past few months, recording several tracks scheduled to be on The Carter IV, along with 20+ videos which he recorded in the past few weeks.  

"See I Got Money On My Mind 

But The Haters Wont Leave Me Alone 

So Im Ridin Everyday With Every Pistol 

Everyday With Every Pistol"

Inmate Idol In The 305

"Simon, Ellen, Randy and Kara may have been replaced by steely-eyed prison guards, and 'You're Going to Hollywood' was replaced with 'Back to Your Cell,' but for the inmates at the Metro West Detention Center in Miami-Dade, an opportunity to show off their vocal stylings was too good to pass up. 

Yesterday, the prison held its 2nd annual Inmate Idol Contest, pitting convicted felons and inmates awaiting trial against each other in a singing and rapping battle.

Corrections officers served as judges as orange jumpsuit-clad jailbirds sang about religion, domestic violence and love."

This sounds like some kind of joke right?  I would have absolutely watched this if it was televised.  Does this jail realize how much money they could have made off this?  All I can imagine is Nelly tearing up the mic with Cheeseburger Eddie as his hype man busting the perfect robot dance, Longest Yard style.     Ya ya ya, singing/rapping about religion, domestic violence, and love are beneficial to women in society, but I'd like to see Guard Simon spice things up and give them 30 seconds to spew off a freestyle about why they're in the pen.  That would be absolute money in the bank if it was televised.  Sure, the jail would need to hire one hell of a lawyer and PR exec, but that would instantly take over the viral market.  


P.S. Check out this dude below.  Is it Chad Kroeger?

Judge Postpones Weezy's Sentencing Until Monday

"Lil Wayne will not be going to jail today -- dude's check-in date was just pushed back again ... for the 3rd time!!! 

If you've been following the saga -- Wayne was originally supposed to go to jail a few weeks ago ... but the judge cut him a break so the rapper could swap out his diamond teeth for a less expensive set. 

Then -- he was supposed to check in yesterday, until a fire broke out in the courthouse and everyone was sent home. 

Now, the judge has decided to once again push back Wayne's court date so more repairs can be made to the courthouse. 

According to the Manhattan District Attorney's Office -- Wayne will be back on Monday ... unless some other crazy, unexpected thing delays the case again."

Lil Wayne takes advantage of his prolonged time as a free man and makes an appearance at the BP3 tour in MSG last night.  Weezy's steals the show when Young Money comes out and dominates Bedrock and I'm Goin In.  Who knows what Wayne has planned for this weekend as a free man, but I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up just about anywhere.  Shit gives me goosebumps. NO CEILINGS! 

Tha Fireman Dodges Jail Yet Again

"Lil Wayne's trip to prison has been delayed yet again, thanks to a fire in the courthouse where he was to appear for sentencing Tuesday.

On Feb. 9, the rapper got a reprieve so he could tend to some dental work. On Tuesday, he was inbound on a plane from Miami to New York when a smoky basement fire shut the courthouse down for the day. It took an hour to get the flames under control, and five firefighters, two civilians and a prisoner were hurt."

First it's dental work, now it's a fire in the courthouse.  It seems like the plurality or society, including God, doesn't want Lil Wayne in jail.  Ironic?  Maybe, seeing as Weezy is "Tha Fireman".  Fireman to Fire Chief, Weezy has extinguished the rap game over the past decade and will have one more day to continue his rampage in the studio... and enjoy another doobie.

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Man Breaks into Prison to Bang Girlfriend

A horny German man who broke into jail at night for sex romps with his imprisoned girlfriend faces a stretch behind bars himself, The Sun reported Monday.

Daniele Eberhardt, 33, was arrested after other female prisoners complained that he and his unnamed lover's "grunts and groans" kept them awake at night and made them feel "frustrated."

"It was like a bad porno movie," one inmate said.

Eberhardt climbed up a ten foot fence, evaded surveillance cameras and used a skeleton key to get in the jail in the city of Bielefeld, northern Germany.

Prosecutors said he will go on trial for trespassing next month.

This guy’s got it all wrong. First of all, who breaks into prison? This sounds like a worse idea than leaving your name on a voicemail in which you implicate yourself cheating on your wife. I mean, clearly, Eberhardt’s got some skills. He broke into a jail undetected, and if he could’ve kept the love-making down, he would’ve gotten away with it. He should be breaking into banks or casinos, Ocean’s 11-style. Worst case scenario, he gets caught then breaks out of jail like a normal criminal.

Second of all, come on man, your lady’s locked up. You’re supposed to take this opportunity to test the waters, find some other talent, broaden your sexual horizons so to speak. There’s no reason to go out of your way or risk your own ass to sleep with your girl. Unless of course, she’s a Perfect 10 model, or a Fresh2Death Daily Dip. Then you’re excused. However, in stories like this one, the girl usually turns out to look like Joba Chamberlain’s mom.