Garnett Earns Suspension, Noah Calls Him "Dirty"

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"I'm going to say it: He's a dirty player," Noah said after he and his Chicago teammates practiced at Quicken Loans Arena in preparation for Monday's Game 2 against the Cavaliers. "He's always swinging elbows, man. I'm hurting right now because of an elbow he threw. It's unbelievable. He's a dirty player. It's one thing to be competitive and compete and all that.

"But don't be a dirty player, man. He's a dirty player."

Personally I consider Joakim Noah as the dirtiest player in the NBA.  Large in part due to the fact he looks like a goddamn cracked out Italian Greyhound/Black Poodle mutt.  Aside from being the ugliest piece of shit in the League, he is the biggest pussy, literally.  6' 11" and you're crying about taking a love tap to the chest from KG?  Don't be mad KG is an accomplished vet, and you're struggling to make it out of the first round once again.  Here's an idea, worry about the Cav's and stop worrying about the Celtics(for now at least).  Clearly you're still bitter about last years series, but soon enough Lebron and the Cav's will be drowning your tears with champagne yet again.  Go suck off Q-Rich you pusswhip.  

Celtics forward Kevin Garnett has been suspended for Game 2 of Boston's first-round playoff series against the Heat for landing an elbow to the face of Miami's Quentin Richardson in a fourth-quarter fracas during Saturday's Game 1.

The announcement was made Sunday by Stu Jackson, NBA executive vice president, basketball operations.

Richardson was fined $25,000 for his role in the altercation.

"I have no beef with Q, I know him personally. I thought what he did was a bit disrespectful, standing over a guy hurt, you know, and talking nonsense. Before you knew it, it all just broke out. I gotta use my head, but all I saw was Paul hurt and that's all I cared about at that time."

It's not like anyone wasn't expecting this, but commissioner David Stern confirmed KG's 1-game suspension for game 2 earlier this evening.  Yes, he jocked a bow, but did he really have a choice when he was corned by Q-Rich tha Bitch?   Oh well, it will make a game 2 victory just that much sweeter.