Rex Ryan has Surgery

March 14 (Bloomberg) -- New York Jets coach Rex Ryan underwent weight-loss surgery yesterday, the New York Daily News reported.

Ryan had a scheduled lap-band procedure at the NYU Medical Center and has returned to his home in New Jersey, the newspaper said today, citing Jets’ spokesman Bruce Speight.

His weight had risen to 340 pounds at the start of last season, the Daily News said. The surgery was to place a gastric band around the upper part of the stomach to make it smaller and hold less food, the newspaper reported.

HAHAHAHAHA! Nothing like having a fat ass, crying, overrated piece of shit in charge of your football operations. At least he knows there was nothing he could do about it and opted for the surgery. Good thing he's getting this surgery because now the newly signed Ladanian Tomlinson and him will be able to sit on the bench and cry while the Patriots and Bill Belichick prove why they are still the team to beat.

Tomlinson Cut

The San Diego Chargers released running back LaDainian Tomlinson Monday afternoon.

Tomlinson played nine seasons in San Diego, but at the age of 30 and with declining numbers, Tomlinson has been anticipating his release for the past month.

"It was a longtime coming, but I knew it was coming," Tomlinson said, according to SI.com. "Now that it's official I can kind of look to the next step in my career and playing football for someone else."

First of all, if you’re a Patriots fan, and you think we should sign LT, think again. We already have plenty of aging running backs on our roster, and let’s not forget this is the man who once called Bill Belichick and the Patriots “classless.” LT will go down as one of the greatest running backs of all time, but he could never find a way to deliver in the playoffs. (This used to be the time and place to insert a standard Alex Rodriguez joke. Sadly, those days are over. Shut up, New York).

One thing I am going to miss about Tomlinson: All of those camera shots of him in the playoffs, sitting dejected without his helmet on, unable to help his team, as they choked their way out of the playoffs year after year. Those were fun.