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Showing posts with label cheeseburger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheeseburger. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Daily Dumbass: Shaqueer

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Shaq only needs to play a complementary role for the #1 overall Cavaliers, which bodes well for his re-introduction to the rotation. Another good sign -- according to the Plain-Dealer, "[Shaq] lost around 20 pounds by running and cutting out cheeseburgers during his absence."
So this is what Shaq does when he's sidelined with a "thumb" injury huh? Seems to me like the Cav's have some bigger issues on their hands that Shaq's phalangees. Sure Shaq has participated in his fair share of antics over the course of his career, but c'mon Diesel, keep the wig off and your shirt on, you're starting to act like Starbury.
Who am I to judge though, we all know Shaq is in Cleveland for one reason and one reason only; to harness Dwight (assuming the possibility that somehow the Celtics lose). Maybe Shaq's antics are simply an attempt of intimidating Superman, who himself, has impersonated Rick James. I'd have to give Dwight the upper hand on this one. I mean at least he got paid a few milli from Vitamin Water. It appears Shaq did it out of pure boredom over his Ustream channel. Here's an idea Shaq, get back on those cheeseburgers and off the Super Freak streak.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Daily Drunk: "I Asked For A F*&%in Cheeseburger!"

"Fight Breaks Out Between 2 Hillbillies In Whataburger In Texas After Paul Wall & Chamillionaire Reunion Show!"
I'm siding with the tubby white dude on this one. By the looks of the fatty's attire, it appears to be St. Patrick's day. What is it these Whataburger employees don't understand? Dude's had a long day of drinking and begging to see some tits and wants a cheeseburger and some fries! Whataburger's slogan is "Just like you like it". Apparently this doesn't stand true for fat drunk irish looking hicks demanding a damn cheeseburger! Get the man a few patties and he don' be happy!