Daily Dumbass: Lebron James Rapper

I don't know who this kid is or what he was thinking, but this is one of he most pathetic attempts at a parody song that I've ever seen. Good job bro, got yourself a spot on F2DD as the Daily Dumbass.

Shouts to barstool for posting this earlier!

Daily Dumbass: Shaqueer

Cleveland Plain Dealer: Shaq only needs to play a complementary role for the #1 overall Cavaliers, which bodes well for his re-introduction to the rotation. Another good sign -- according to the Plain-Dealer, "[Shaq] lost around 20 pounds by running and cutting out cheeseburgers during his absence."

So this is what Shaq does when he's sidelined with a "thumb" injury huh? Seems to me like the Cav's have some bigger issues on their hands that Shaq's phalangees. Sure Shaq has participated in his fair share of antics over the course of his career, but c'mon Diesel, keep the wig off and your shirt on, you're starting to act like Starbury.

Who am I to judge though, we all know Shaq is in Cleveland for one reason and one reason only; to harness Dwight (assuming the possibility that somehow the Celtics lose). Maybe Shaq's antics are simply an attempt of intimidating Superman, who himself, has impersonated Rick James. I'd have to give Dwight the upper hand on this one. I mean at least he got paid a few milli from Vitamin Water. It appears Shaq did it out of pure boredom over his Ustream channel. Here's an idea Shaq, get back on those cheeseburgers and off the Super Freak streak.

Charlie Davies Resumes Training With His French Club Sochaux

SOCHAUX, France -- American forward Charlie Davies has resumed training less than six months after he was nearly killed in a car accident.

Still recovering from injuries sustained in the Oct. 13 crash in Virginia, Davies rejoined his Sochaux club last week after several weeks of rehabilitation. The club says he went for a jog Monday morning.

The 23-year-old player will keep working with a physiotherapist before joining his teammates in 2-4 weeks.

Davies was likely to be on the U.S. World Cup squad before the crash.

His injuries included two broken bones in his right leg, a broken and dislocated left elbow, a broken nose, forehead and eye socket, a ruptured bladder and bleeding on the brain.

With all due respect to Shaq and Dwight Howard, I'm nominating Charlie Davies as a new candidate for the "Superman" nickname. Just look at the laundry list of injuries he suffered, and less than 6 months later, he's already back to training?! I mean, Shaq does (or, used to) discard defenders like rag dolls, but the man is (at least) 350 pounds. That's what he should do. And Howard is a 7-foot tall black man who can dunk. So what? Charlie Davies clearly has superhuman healing powers, which easily makes him more worthy of the superman title than Shaq or Howard. Case closed. Hopefully, Superman can continue his faster-than-a-speeding-bullet recovery and rep the U.S. (and New Hampshire) on the field at the World Cup in June.