Daily Dip: Veronika Fasterova

Introducing Veronika Fasterova, an unknown chick who doesn't even pop up in a google search, but loves to be naked.  I struggled to find clothed pictures.  If you wanna see some skin, hit up Google.

Daily Drunk: Jack Bauer

Kiefer Sutherland finds himself half naked in a strip club in London

Via Examiner.com: "There are drunks, and then there's Kiefer Sutherland. He's a veritable expert at intoxicated tomfoolery. Yesterday, he was spotted stumbling around London's Covent Garden Hotel, shirtless and wasted, after being escorted out of Stringfellow's Gentlemen's Club, where his apparently non-genteel behavior and inability to handle his booze earned him a headlock from a bouncer. Hey, when Kiefer gets thrown out, he goes all the way!

Apparently, the paparazzi stalkarazzing him around London report that he was already a hot drunken mess at 2 a.m, when a friend picked him up to hit up the strip club. At some point during the night, Kiefer grew tired of British boobs and decided to show off his own, removing his shirt. The other patrons of the establishment and the owner didn't find this nearly as amusing as Kiefer 'check it out, dude, I took my pants off' Sutherland, so they asked him to put those moobs away like the decent fellow he was. He laughed, and so his evening there was cut short. The headlock, the owner says, is merely a trick of photography, because his departure was an amicable decision made between Sutherland's friend and the club."

Leave it up to Jack Bauer to be crowned the Daily Drunk here at F2DD.  Look, I stopped watching the show because it just got so ridiculous and predictable it wasn't worth the time of day.  Truth is, if Jack Bauer played Kiefer Sunderland's real life character the show would be a lot more entertaining.  Nothing like blacking out and challenging British strippers at their own club.  Jack once quoted this during an early episode of 24...Read it with an open mind and just imagine what he means by "towel" once he's sloshed up off a few brewski's at a strip club...

“You probably don’t think I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I’d hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It’s very painful.”

Erykah Badu Desperately Seeking Attention, Wanted to Get Arrested for Video

Provocative R&B star Erykah Badu wanted to make her "Window Seat" video even more controversial -- by getting arrested during the shoot. The singer/songwriter rips off her clothes in front of complete strangers in the promo, which was filmed in public at Dealey Plaza, the tourist hotspot in Dallas where President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in 1963.

But she was hoping for some even more headline-grabbing scenes -- she deliberately attempted to get seized by police officers for filming without a permit. The promo's producers, duo Coodie and Chike, even had bail money on hand to free Badu from the cells when the shoot was over -- but the plan fell flat when local cops failed to notice the film crew.

Here we have another fading star desperately seeking attention by any means necessary. Stripping naked in public and pretending to be shot in the place where JFK was assassinated will certainly get you some attention. As will getting thrown in jail for such a display, which is apparently why Erykah Badu was willing to accept the consequences. It’s sad that her career has gone so far down the tubes that she has to resort to this kind of thing.

It blows my mind that some people can defend this disgusting display as art. If any normal citizen did what she did they would be prosecuted as a sex offender and labeled both un-American and a freak. Badu is mocking one of the most beloved presidents in American history in the place where he was tragically shot and killed. It’s not art. It’s sick.