Daily Dip: Sarah Balint

Introducing Sarah Balint, whom I found on Myspace. For all you haters out there, believe it or not Myspace actually can be used for reasons other than guys being sketchy. Wait a minute, did I just say that? Anyway, Sarah is an absolute dime. A year 22 year old dip originally from Toronto, Sarah is an ambitious girl who spends her time dominating bikini competitions and fashion shows. When she's not making other girls look less pretty she spends her time singing. Eventually F2DD would have found this chick, but thanks to Myspace we found her much sooner. Enjoy this bitch while you can because there aren't many out there like her! Ole Ole Ole! Ole Ole Ole!

"Everything RED" ft. Lil Wayne & Birdman- The Game

"Everything RED" ft. Lil Wayne & Birdman- The Game: Download

"Miss Me" (Mastered) ft. Lil Wayne- Drake

"Miss Me" (Mastered) ft. Lil Wayne- Drake: Download (On Fireeeee)

We finally got our hands on the mastered dirty version of "Miss Me" from Drizzy and Weezy. Below is the rumored tracklist for Drake's debut album, Thank Me Later, due in stores June 15th.

Thank Me Later tracklist:

“Fireworks” (featuring Alicia Keys)

“Karaoke”

“The Resistance”

“Over”

“Show Me a Good Time”

“Up All Night” (featuring Nicki Minaj)

“Fancy” (featuring T.I. and Swizz Beatz)

“Shut It Down” (featuring The-Dream)

“Unforgettable” (featuring Young Jeezy)

“Light Up” (featuring Jay-Z)

“Miss Me” (featuring Lil Wayne)

“Cece’s” Interlude

“Find Your Love”

“Thank Me Now”

Fittest and Fattest Cities in America (Nice Work, Boston)

Washington, D.C., tops an annual ranking of which cities are in the best shape. So says this year's American Fitness Index report, published by the American College of Sports Medicine. It takes the biggest 50 metropolitan areas and ranks them by fitness levels.

"We are thrilled to be the fittest city in the nation for the third consecutive year," said Washington Mayor Adrian Fenty.

The 5 fittest cities in America
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Boston, Mass.
3. Minneapolis, Minn.
4. Seattle, Wash.
5. Portland, Ore.

Hey, Boston’s number 2! Congrats to Beantown for not being as fat as the rest of America.

At the other end of the spectrum is Oklahoma City, which comes in dead last among the largest metropolitan areas.

The 5 fattest cities in America
1. Oklahoma City, Okla.
2. Birmingham, Ala.
3. Memphis, Tenn.
4. Detroit, Mich.
5. Louisville, Ky.

Oklahoma City Mayor Mick Cornett is used to people saying he's from an obese city. "I'm not saying we shouldn't be last," he says. "There are issues here that are real that we're not running away from.”

Mr. Mayor, I’m afraid nobody in your city is running away from anything.

Daily Dip: Alie Layus

Introducing Alie Layus, the 23-year old Asian devastation that will cure any case of the Mondays.  I'm not sure what else to say besides absolute asian dip.  In case you missed breakfast this morning, here's a few pics to snack on...

Daily Dude: Andy Milonakis Disses Justin Bieber

Ahhhh leave it to Andy Milonakis to stick a sock in Bieber's trap. I gotta respect the man/kid/whatever he is for always being the one to spit a few bars to diss 16-year old pop stars. By the way, did anyone ever figure out if Andy is a man or still a kid? If he's like 46, I just gained a little more respect for him bashing a 16-year old. By the way x2, who gives a shit about Mayweather/Pacquiao, throw these two clowns in the rink.

Daily Dumbass: Roger Federer

On match point of the Madrid Open Final Roger Federer swings and missed to end the match. Unreal, never in my life could I have imagined Roger Federer fucking up that bad. Arguably the greatest man to ever grace a tennis court, Federer never makes a mistake quite like that. Unbelievable. So unbelievable it earned Federer a spot on F2DD as the Daily Dumbass.

Let's go Celtics!

Game 3 starts in about an hour. Enjoy Senor Fresh's remix to Whatever We Like before the game and let's hope Kevin dominates the paint, Paul gets to the line, Ray pops threes, and Rondo triple dubs the Celtics to a 3-0 series lead.

"Papers Please"- Talib Kweli

"Papers Please" - Talib Kweli: Download

This is why you shouldn't be a matador

Attention, before scrolling down please realize you are about to see one of the most disturbing pictures ever. K? Now that we have that cleared up, enjoy.

Stunned. speechless. Don't know what to say. So fucked up. Not to mention I saw this for the first time while eating a god damn steak and cheese sub. Had to post it. I know it's graphic, but had no choice.

Shit is extremely fucked up.

"Unforgettable (Radio Rip) - Drake ft. Young Jeezy

"Unforgettable (Radio Rip)"- Drake ft. Young Jeezy: Download

Hot new hip hop just dropped this track. They ripped it from the radio, only two verses. Shit is absolute fire, must download. Drake is on an absolute tear lately, it's ridiculous. Can't wait for the full version to drop.

Write the Future

Does Nike ever do anything wrong? Such a sick video. Great marketing. Great Idea.

Just do it.