Daily Dumbass: Roger Federer

On match point of the Madrid Open Final Roger Federer swings and missed to end the match. Unreal, never in my life could I have imagined Roger Federer fucking up that bad. Arguably the greatest man to ever grace a tennis court, Federer never makes a mistake quite like that. Unbelievable. So unbelievable it earned Federer a spot on F2DD as the Daily Dumbass.

Agassi and Sampras still going at it

This little exchange took place during a charity match on Friday night. Old timers Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras teamed up with current stars Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal to raise money for Haiti relief efforts. Pretty funny stuff if you ask me. Sampras imitates Agassi (perfectly), Andre responds by calling Sampras a bad tipper (which he did previously in his book), Pete hits a serve at Agassi's head and references his baggage (doing crystal meth, wearing a wig, etc). Great stuff. The crowd clearly enjoyed it and attributed it to "all in good fun." But you could clearly see the tension on the faces of Agassi and Sampras as they went at it.

I've read multiple articles criticizing the two tennis legends for their behavior. My question is: Who cares? The crowd loved it, and they managed to raise over $1 million for Haiti relief. Who cares if their was some tension and feelings got hurt? (Agassi has since apologized). They put on a show and raised a lot of money for a good cause. Win-win.

You're kidding, Maria.

TMZ: Tennis babe Maria Sharapova and her Lakers boyfriend Sasha Vujacic like making things difficult for themselves. While in Palm Springs on Wednesday, the athletic couple played a bizarro game of tennis and used the racket's handle to hit the ball.

They're a perfect match.

How the fuck has this gone unnoticed? Did anyone know that the blonde bombshell, Maria Sharapova, is dating that douchebag Sasha Vujacic. You've got to be kidding me. Why why why why why would she ever date that pussy. Is there a more hated basketball player than Sasha Vujacic on the planet? I mean, he fucking sucks at the sport he plays, no one likes him, and all he does it bitch. I guess that's how you scoop a girl like Maria. All you've got to do is be a pussy. Chicks apparently dig that these days, especially hot ones.

Best part of this whole story is now we know why Sasha cut his hair. Not because he realized guys shouldn't have long hair like their female counterparts, but because Maria most likely told him too.

We also now have the answer why Sharapova can't play tennis anymore. Because she's with Sasha, what a joke.

Are these the ugliest ballboy/ballgirl outfits you've ever seen?

I couldn't help but comment on these uniquely embarrassing, grotesquely ugly, hot pink messes these poor children are forced to wear.  Scratch that, I shouldn't say poor children.  These kids are making a heaping $42/match to fetch balls for some of the worlds best athletes.  I mean landing a job in todays economy is hard enough, but a 14 year old landing a $42/match gig is just unheard of.  Thankfully, there are a competitive set of tryouts that sieve out any under-qualified ball scoopers.  Guess the reasoning for behind these "ugliforms" is to keep these rookie workers ego on an even keel.  Amen to the Aussie!!!

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