Daily Dip: Sarah Balint

Introducing Sarah Balint, whom I found on Myspace. For all you haters out there, believe it or not Myspace actually can be used for reasons other than guys being sketchy. Wait a minute, did I just say that? Anyway, Sarah is an absolute dime. A year 22 year old dip originally from Toronto, Sarah is an ambitious girl who spends her time dominating bikini competitions and fashion shows. When she's not making other girls look less pretty she spends her time singing. Eventually F2DD would have found this chick, but thanks to Myspace we found her much sooner. Enjoy this bitch while you can because there aren't many out there like her! Ole Ole Ole! Ole Ole Ole!

Daily Dip: Alie Layus

Introducing Alie Layus, the 23-year old Asian devastation that will cure any case of the Mondays.  I'm not sure what else to say besides absolute asian dip.  In case you missed breakfast this morning, here's a few pics to snack on...

Daily Dip: Valentina Dessi

Introducing Valentina Dessi, a 22-year old model from Italy.. That's all I know about her and all I care about quite frankly. Oh and did you know she's a professional bikini killer? Yeah, I said it. Chick kills bikinis for a living. God, I fucking love the country of Italy.

Daily Dip: Stacey "Fergie" Ferguson

Alright alright, before everyone jumps on my ass to smash me for dipping Miss Fergalicious, take a look at her body while you listen to this song before.  Typically we try to introduce new honey dips to the scene here at F2DD, but I felt obligated to show Fergie some love. Sure her face has seen better days and she might be hotter if she swapped heads with Will.I.Am, but thats all irrelevant.  Fergie packs enough honey in her chest and glutes, that she could have a donkey head and I'd still have the balls to dip her.  Can't argue that body.  Oh yeah, and she sings, so screw anyone who knocks me.  

"Down Like That"- T.I. ft. Fergie & Will.I.Am: Download

Daily Dip: Zaira Nara

Introducing Zaira Nara.  I don't know how old she is nor where she is from (South America or Spain maybe??).  As Cheeseburger Eddie would say,

"I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll... I just got burgers."

Zaira surely does have the whole dollar menu built in to her repertoire.  Especially those ass nuggets which are dipped in some extra honey.  

Daily Dip: Rima Fakih

Introducing Rima Fakih, the 24-year old Lebanese-American, who was just awarded the title of "Miss America" representing the state of Michigan.  Now I don't fully understand the criteria for judging the nation's most beautiful women, but whatever it is sure has it's flaws.  By no means am I trying to suck the honey out of Rima's comb, but these dips are nowhere near some of the country's finest dips.  Just check Ask Men's Top 99 List of '10 and you will see what I mean.  Anyways, congrats to Rima the steamahhhh.  

Sanda Crowned "Soul Survivor", Parvarti Still Hot As Hell

(Left to Right: Parvati "I should do Playboy" Shallow, Russell "killer bald spot" Hantz, Sanda "Family first" Diaz-Twine)

"Soul Survivor"- Jeezy ft. Akon: Download

So for all you Survivor Junkies, honesty prevailed in the 20th season of CBS's hit show, while Sanda scooped the check

for a milli, while Russell is still busy getting arrested for battery, and Parvati is looking like the Honey Dip we once tagged her as. Quite honestly I considered cutting my ties with Survivor after Boston Rob got voted off earlier this season, but then I came to my senses and realized there was just too much booty to give it up. So to you Parvarti Shallow, you can thank youself for keeping up CBS' Neilson ratings, even after the dips started dropping.

If you're interested in checking out more Survivor Hotties, hit up Coed Magazine's "Survivor Babe's: the Real All-Stars" spot. 

P.S. Props to Sandra for burning Russell's sacred robin hood hat on the last day...

Daily Dip: Jesse Preston

Introducing Jesse Preston, the 23-year old playgirl who currently resides in Sin City.  She claims to be a model, but I think her fake tits suggest otherwise.  Why else would you chose Vegas if you're not more than a model..cough cough (call girl/slut4money)?  Her Modelmayem.com profile claims she is "very experienced" and works for "paid assignments only".  Draw your own conclusions, but this honey smackle is clearly living in the burbs of Vegas for a reason.  

Daily Dip: Maria Mazza

Introducing Maria Mazza, a 31-year old Italian honey dip who has done a little bit of everything in her career (movies, tv, modeling, dated an Italian soccer star, etc). In the interest of full disclosure, Maria was actually born in New Jersey, but she moved to Italy at the age of 5. So I'm gonna consider her an Italian girl, rather than a Jersey girl, for obvious reasons.

Daily Dip: Charlotte McKenna

Introducing Charlotte McKenna, the 23-year old British Glamour model, who earned the crown of Zoo Magazine's Best Bum of '08.  Not much to argue here, other than why didn't she repeat in '09?  Guess I should start digging and find the '09 winner for ya'll...

Daily Dip: Jayd Lovely

Introducing Jayd Lovely, a true 26-year old Asian devastation.  Jayd is clearly untouchable by most men, but if Dice-K keeps pitching like he did last night, I wouldn't count out the little ol' Seibu Lion.  

Daily Dip: Jennifer Ellison

Introducing Jennifer Ellison, the 26-year old English actress, glamour model, television personality, dancer and singer. "Ellison is perhaps best known for playing Emily Shadwick in the television soap opera Brookside until 2003 and has recently made appearances in many different television shows, and as Meg Giry in the 2004 film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera." -Wiki.  I think it's safe to say miss Ellison is best known for her Grand Tetons.  They are clearly the focal point of every shot anyone has ever taken or her, and it's almost embarrassing to disagree.  I mean they're popping out like prairie dogs!  Don't deny it, even you girls are looking at this point...

Daily Dip: Marielle Jaffe

Introducing Marielle Jaffe, the 20-year old model/actress bred from the Cali sunshine.  Straight up Honey dipstick.  

Daily Dip: Kayleigh Pearson

Introducing Kayleigh Pearson, the 24-year old English chick that seems as down to earth as Chris Rock as Lance Barton.  

Via FHM, 

• Nicknamed her bum ‘peach’. Click the photos – you’ll see why.
• Studied sports science at university, specialising in gymnastics.
• Has promised to streak on a football pitch… as long as all the players paid her their week’s wages. 

Any dip that agrees to streak a football field with hundreds of adrenaline junky pigskin pro's, deserves some credit.  I guarantee there's like a 93% chance she would just start effin some player mid streak.  Just make sure you stay clear of Pittsburgh Kayleigh.

Daily Dip: Veronika Fasterova

Introducing Veronika Fasterova, an unknown chick who doesn't even pop up in a google search, but loves to be naked.  I struggled to find clothed pictures.  If you wanna see some skin, hit up Google.

Daily Dip: Jessica Clement

On behalf of Cinco De Mayo, I'd like to introduce Jessica Jane Clement, a 25-year old an English glamour model, actress, and television presenter.  True, she's not Spanish, nor French for that matter, she wasn't around to witness the battle of Puebla, but she would look sexy as hell in a nice serape.  Am I right or am I right?  Appearing in Playboy at age 18, I'd say it's safe to say she aspired at a young age to "present her gifts". 

Daily Dip: Louise Glover

Introducing Louise Glover, the 27-year old English born model/photographer.  My question to her is why she would bother with being a photographer when you can just slap back and have people photograph the shit out of you?  Doesn't seem to be very logical, but hey, she is a model and clearly wasn't brought into this world for her brains, but rather her booty and boopy's.   Yeah I just made boopy's up--means boobies.  Oh and if you don't already love this chick enough, she was quoted saying, 

"I wish I was born in the United States"- Louise Glover

Daily Dip: Brooklyn Decker

Swimsuit 2010:

Models |

Video |

Olympic Stars |

Dancing With The Stars |

Bodypainting: Soccer WAGS

Coming out of the gates blazing this week, we would like to introduce Brooklyn Decker, the 23-year old HONEY DIPPPPPP, SI cover model out of Ohio.  All I have to say is F U to Andy Roddick, F U.  

Daily Dip: Angelina Christina

Introducing Angelina Christina, a columbian babe who grew up in Virgina. Angelina has been featured on both Maxim and Model Mayhem. Unfortunately, according to Model Mayhem she has no interest in doing nude photo shoots so these pictures are going to have to do, well until Playboy calls and offers her millions.

Daily Dip: Liza Irizarry

Introducing Liza Irizarry, a NYC native, weighing in at 34c-25-38.  With parents sharing Puerto Rican and Dominican descent, she is what we call a "freakin' Puerto Rican".  Like 'em a little thick, Liza's your lady.