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Showing posts with label model. Show all posts
Showing posts with label model. Show all posts

Monday, May 17, 2010

Daily Dip: Jesse Preston

Introducing Jesse Preston, the 23-year old playgirl who currently resides in Sin City.  She claims to be a model, but I think her fake tits suggest otherwise.  Why else would you chose Vegas if you're not more than a model..cough cough (call girl/slut4money)?  Her Modelmayem.com profile claims she is "very experienced" and works for "paid assignments only".  Draw your own conclusions, but this honey smackle is clearly living in the burbs of Vegas for a reason.  

Monday, May 10, 2010

Daily Dip: Marielle Jaffe

Introducing Marielle Jaffe, the 20-year old model/actress bred from the Cali sunshine.  Straight up Honey dipstick.  

Friday, May 7, 2010

Daily Dip: Kayleigh Pearson

Introducing Kayleigh Pearson, the 24-year old English chick that seems as down to earth as Chris Rock as Lance Barton.  
Via FHM, 
  • Nicknamed her bum ‘peach’. Click the photos – you’ll see why.
  • Studied sports science at university, specialising in gymnastics.
  • Has promised to streak on a football pitch… as long as all the players paid her their week’s wages. 
Any dip that agrees to streak a football field with hundreds of adrenaline junky pigskin pro's, deserves some credit.  I guarantee there's like a 93% chance she would just start effin some player mid streak.  Just make sure you stay clear of Pittsburgh Kayleigh.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Daily Dip: Brooklyn Decker

Coming out of the gates blazing this week, we would like to introduce Brooklyn Decker, the 23-year old HONEY DIPPPPPP, SI cover model out of Ohio.  All I have to say is F U to Andy Roddick, F U.  

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Daily Dip: Tanya Trianta

Introducing Tanya Trianta, a 21-year old model with traces of both Irish and Greek.  She touches on almost every genre of modeling and has been doing so since 2008.  Watch out this broad might get ye' packy chubbed up mate!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Daily Dip: Anastasia Ashley

Introducing Anastasia Ashley, a 23-year old Surfer/Model out of L.A. Should the order of her names be switched to Ashley Anastasia? Regardless, she's got a smokin' fresh body and she can ride some nectar waves harder than Johnny Tsunami.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Daily Dip: Bar Refaeli


Introducing Bar Refaeli, is a 24 year old Israeli model and occasional actress, most known for her modelling work and for her relationship with American actor Leo D. She was the cover model of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and has again appeared in the most recent 2010 issue.  Quite possibly could be the more gorgeous Jew on the face of this earth.  More pictures after the break...

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

John Daly: Underwear Model?


John Daly has a new endorsement deal to go with those outrageously loud pants.

He also will be hawking underwear.

Slix, an online company that began four months ago, says the two-time major winner will endorse its line of Slix Closer boxer briefs. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.

Daly has lost over 100 pounds after lap-band surgery a year ago. He no longer has his PGA Tour card, but has played four times this year and made his first cut last week in Mexico, before shooting 81 in the last round.


We all know that Tiger Woods has an image problem. Well, John Daly has just given the rest of the golf world an image problem too. As in an image that will problematically stick in everyone’s mind. Yikes.

Tough couple of months for the PGA, huh? First, the number 1 golfer in the world (and PGA Tour cash cow) turns out to be a man-whore. Now, golf’s biggest bad boy is gonna be strutting his fat ass around in his underwear. I wish this were a joke.