Jersey Shore Makes Its Fist-Pumpin’ Return July 29

Let the GTL'ing begin: The new season of "Jersey Shore" will premiere Thursday, July 29, the network announced Thursday.

Using its own MTV News website to "break" the story, MTV confirmed what's been known for months-- namely, that season two will shoot in Miami. But it turns out the network plans to return to the Shore for the second half of the season.

So it's like "Jersey Shore: Road Trip!" meets "Jersey Shore: Back to the Beach." It's two, two, two "Jersey Shores" in one.

MTV also cleared up what that casting website that went live is all about. Apparently the network wants "the option of adding new cast members" to season two. Maybe they're worried Snooki or Pauly D will get arrested or demand more money during the production.

"It's like a big family reunion after all this time," Tony DiSanto, MTV's president of programming, told the website his company owns. "We couldn't be more excited that the whole group is back together in Miami and that they'll be going back to Jersey when the sun heats up."

Mark your calendars: July 29. You won’t want to miss the return of everyone’s favorite guidos and guidettes (as well as those imposters, J-Woww and Snooki). Although, if you do miss it, you can catch the rerun on MTV at least 26 times before the 2nd episode airs a week later.

Rate Todays "Daily Drunk"...

Starting this week, we will be featuring "Daily Drunks" to represent the drunkest of the drunk (celebrities, friends, foes, honey dips, etc).  I'm going to need some assistance to keep pumping out drunken fools, so please email all submissions to Señor Fresh.  

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So I was down in Boston this past weekend, fist pumping my way from club to club, before I planted at the Kells late night to find this drunken fool "dancing". I wish I could say I didn't know him, but unfortunately that would be a lie. I've seen this kid attempt to dance blacked out numerous times and I'm curious as to what strangers think of it. My guess would be he is seen as a stage 5 creeper trying to smush everyone and everything he lays his eyes on, but i'll leave the judging to the viewers.

Which will this kid land first: A punch to the dome piece or a HB10 (Hot Babe scaled on 1-10 hotness meter)?

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"Tik Tok Remix"- Ke$ha ft. Lil Wayne & LMFAO

Dammmmmn this shit is on fire! No homo--> I didn't think the original could get any better, but any time you add Weezy on the track, you're bound to have a fist pumping gem.

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Tik Tok Remix

Jersey Shore Crew Back For Season 2?

MTV has reached out the the Guidos/Guidettes of the JS with a proposed offer for a second season.  Under contractual agreements, the cast is still locked down with MTV for another year, but apparently these so called stars often have the power to renegotiate.  So while the country is split on whether these people are annoying D-Bags or just another group of ridiculously entertaining guids/guidettes, they have an opportunity to make approximately 100 G$ in a matter of 3 months. Get sloshed, fist pump, creep like its your job, eat pickles, blowouts, one punch KO's, droppin' g-nades/whales, gettin' punched in the face, and all the other great shit that comes along with the offer...well worth it right?  These meat heads/headettes might not be so stupid after all...LC and the several other "stars" of the Hills are pulling in $100,000/episode, when clearly the real stars reside here in Seaside Heights.  Bottom line is, another day of GTL is going to cost MTV a fat stack of cheese...GET SOME, FIST PUMP!