Jersey Shore Makes Its Fist-Pumpin’ Return July 29

Let the GTL'ing begin: The new season of "Jersey Shore" will premiere Thursday, July 29, the network announced Thursday.

Using its own MTV News website to "break" the story, MTV confirmed what's been known for months-- namely, that season two will shoot in Miami. But it turns out the network plans to return to the Shore for the second half of the season.

So it's like "Jersey Shore: Road Trip!" meets "Jersey Shore: Back to the Beach." It's two, two, two "Jersey Shores" in one.

MTV also cleared up what that casting website that went live is all about. Apparently the network wants "the option of adding new cast members" to season two. Maybe they're worried Snooki or Pauly D will get arrested or demand more money during the production.

"It's like a big family reunion after all this time," Tony DiSanto, MTV's president of programming, told the website his company owns. "We couldn't be more excited that the whole group is back together in Miami and that they'll be going back to Jersey when the sun heats up."

Mark your calendars: July 29. You won’t want to miss the return of everyone’s favorite guidos and guidettes (as well as those imposters, J-Woww and Snooki). Although, if you do miss it, you can catch the rerun on MTV at least 26 times before the 2nd episode airs a week later.

Bienvenido A Miami Jersey Shore

 

TMZ- "Season two of the popular MTV reality will film in Florida, according to the Miami Herald. The production company behind the show has been scouting locations in Miami since last month, as TMZ first reported.  

A source close to the show tells TMZ they will begin filming before the month is out."

Unfortunately the second season of MTV's leading reality show, Jersey Shore, will not take place in South Boston, but rather in Miami.  Regardless of where season 2 is filmed, you can guarantee we'll be in for another eight plus weeks of ridiculous antics.  All I can hope is that Will Smith locks down the theme for this season.

"Party in the city where the heat is on. 

All night on the beach til the break of dawn 

Welcome to miami (bienvenido a miami) 

Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on 

All night on the beach til the break of dawn. 

I'm going to miami, welcome to miami"

"How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds."- Vinny

Inmate Idol In The 305

"Simon, Ellen, Randy and Kara may have been replaced by steely-eyed prison guards, and 'You're Going to Hollywood' was replaced with 'Back to Your Cell,' but for the inmates at the Metro West Detention Center in Miami-Dade, an opportunity to show off their vocal stylings was too good to pass up. 

Yesterday, the prison held its 2nd annual Inmate Idol Contest, pitting convicted felons and inmates awaiting trial against each other in a singing and rapping battle.

Corrections officers served as judges as orange jumpsuit-clad jailbirds sang about religion, domestic violence and love."

This sounds like some kind of joke right?  I would have absolutely watched this if it was televised.  Does this jail realize how much money they could have made off this?  All I can imagine is Nelly tearing up the mic with Cheeseburger Eddie as his hype man busting the perfect robot dance, Longest Yard style.     Ya ya ya, singing/rapping about religion, domestic violence, and love are beneficial to women in society, but I'd like to see Guard Simon spice things up and give them 30 seconds to spew off a freestyle about why they're in the pen.  That would be absolute money in the bank if it was televised.  Sure, the jail would need to hire one hell of a lawyer and PR exec, but that would instantly take over the viral market.  


P.S. Check out this dude below.  Is it Chad Kroeger?