Bienvenido A Miami Jersey Shore

 

TMZ- "Season two of the popular MTV reality will film in Florida, according to the Miami Herald. The production company behind the show has been scouting locations in Miami since last month, as TMZ first reported.  

A source close to the show tells TMZ they will begin filming before the month is out."

Unfortunately the second season of MTV's leading reality show, Jersey Shore, will not take place in South Boston, but rather in Miami.  Regardless of where season 2 is filmed, you can guarantee we'll be in for another eight plus weeks of ridiculous antics.  All I can hope is that Will Smith locks down the theme for this season.

"Party in the city where the heat is on. 

All night on the beach til the break of dawn 

Welcome to miami (bienvenido a miami) 

Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on 

All night on the beach til the break of dawn. 

I'm going to miami, welcome to miami"

"How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds."- Vinny

Angelina For Season 2?

"Jersey Shore" alleged cast member Angelina is far from being a sure thing for Season 2 -- even though she says she signed a new contract. 

Sources involved in the negotiation tell TMZ that the contract Angelina signed is actually a holding deal -- meaning she's agreed to appear on the show, but MTV still has an option to exercise the contract -- or not.

Translation -- Angelina received a holding fee, but MTV can decide down the line whether they want her on the show. If they don't, Angelina will walk away with her holding money -- and that's it.

MTV -- smartly we might add -- is hedging its bet as they map out Season 2 production. The network might be interested in our TMZ poll -- 87% of our readers say they don't want Angelina back. "

As we all know by now, MTV will begin production for a second season of The Jersey Shore in the coming months.  One of the major underlying issues is whether or not Angelina, who left the show after 3 days, will return for Season 2.  I mean I'm not sure what MTV is debating, ANGELINA DOES GREAT THINGS(click her face-first row all the way on the right on the soundboard).  I mean she has to be one of the biggest bitches in the history of Reality TV right?  On the other hand, the show was extremely successful without her, but I always wonder how things might have been different if she stayed.  Would she have gotten punched instead of Snookers?  Would she have been a victim of "The Situation"?  Could she have handled the antics of Atlantic City?  So many questions left unanswered.  I say bring the bitch back with a clause in her contract that says she has to be the biggest piece of shit on the shore(or wherever it takes place) just so people have someone to hate on.  That's right, I love everyone on the show.  It almost feels like they're family by now and I need someone to hate on when things go wrong...Angelina.  So MTV, if you really want to stir up some drama, bring back Angelina along with her equally retarded boyfriend so Ronnie can administer a few more "One Shot Kid!" knockout blows!

Jersey Shore Crew Back For Season 2?

MTV has reached out the the Guidos/Guidettes of the JS with a proposed offer for a second season.  Under contractual agreements, the cast is still locked down with MTV for another year, but apparently these so called stars often have the power to renegotiate.  So while the country is split on whether these people are annoying D-Bags or just another group of ridiculously entertaining guids/guidettes, they have an opportunity to make approximately 100 G$ in a matter of 3 months. Get sloshed, fist pump, creep like its your job, eat pickles, blowouts, one punch KO's, droppin' g-nades/whales, gettin' punched in the face, and all the other great shit that comes along with the offer...well worth it right?  These meat heads/headettes might not be so stupid after all...LC and the several other "stars" of the Hills are pulling in $100,000/episode, when clearly the real stars reside here in Seaside Heights.  Bottom line is, another day of GTL is going to cost MTV a fat stack of cheese...GET SOME, FIST PUMP!