Lindsay Lohan to Play Porn Star in Upcoming Film

MSN Entertainment - One of the producers for the upcoming film "Inferno" has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan will play '70s porn star Linda Lovelace in the movie, the Los Angeles Times reported on Tuesday.

"Inferno" producer Wali Razaqi told the Times that an announcement will be made at the Cannes Film Festival later in the month and that Lohan might appear at the event to be part of the announcement.

"We've all thought that Lindsay would be a great choice for a while now, and we're all convinced that she is going to do it," Razaqi told the Times. "For at least a year, the director (Matthew Wilder) and I have gone back and forth imagining how awesome of a performance she could give if she was in the movie."

So, Lindsay Lohan is going to play a porn star on the big screen. Seems about right, no? It looks like she has finally realized her potential (or lack there of). To me, the best part of this story is the producer’s comments:

"Lindsay would be a great choice."

"Imagine how awesome of a performance she could give."

Congratulations, Lindsay. The producer thinks you would make a great whore. Sadly, that’s probably the best compliment you can give Lindsay Lohan right now: You’d be a great whore. Well, other than maybe: it’s impressive that you’ve managed to not die of a drug overdose yet. Not sure which comment is more fitting, but either one is the perfect indication of some excellent life decisions, don't you think?

Daily Dumbass: Lindsay Lohan

With the news that Lindsay Lohan has violated her terms of probation and will be heading to court next month to please her case, she has officially reached "Daily Dumbass" status here at F2DD. Not that she didn't already reach that when she looks like this:

And she used to look like this:

I think we've made our case.

Michael Lohan admits he is a bad father

Michael Lohan speaking out about his daughters drug problems and alcoholism. To sum it up quickly he says Lindsey needs family support and professional help -- yet again -- and ignores the fact that he should of stepped in before Lindsey got out of control. It's a pretty interesting video because he comes out and says his daughter has problems, but defends her at points in the interview.

One question for Mr. Lohan, why are you wasting your time with the public when you could be talking to your daughter about how she needs help?

Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade over Milkaholic Baby

(NY Post) Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, "milkaholic" baby in its latest commercial -- who happens to be named Lindsay -- was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for her pain and suffering.

The actress filed a lawsuit yesterday in Nassau County Supreme Court over the commercial that debuted during the Super Bowl this year. The ad -- part of a series starring babies who play the stock market -- features a boy apologizing to his girlfriend via video chat for not calling her the night before.

(USA Today) Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna, and wants an injunction to force the spot off the air.

Oprah. Bono. Madonna. LeBron. Cher. Lindsay?? HAHAHAHA!!! Single name recognition? Is she serious? Someone with a brain needs to sit Miss Lohan down and tell her that she’s not famous for being talented. She’s famous for being a world class fuck-up.

If you give a raggedy-looking homeless man a few bucks on the street, you can usually be pretty sure that he’s just going to use that money to buy drugs. That’s kind of what this situation is like. Give Lindsay Lohan $100 million, and you can be pretty sure that she’s just gonna use that money to party hard for a couple weeks, probably buy some coke… then use the rest of it to bail herself out of jail and pay for another stint in rehab.

I don’t see how she can possibly win this case, (after all, Lindsay is a pretty popular name), but if this commercial is in fact referring to Lohan, I think it’s being pretty kind by only calling her an alcoholic. Come on, Lindsay. Do you really think this 5-second clip of a milkaholic baby hurts your image? You mean the image of you as a spoiled, alcohol-abusing, drunk-driving, car-crashing, perpetual-rehabbing, cocaine-blowing skank?

Yea, you're right. Wouldn't want to touch that one.