Big Ben can you please help Lawrence Taylor?

Lawrence Taylor is privately contradicting what his lawyer said publicly about having sex with a 16-year-old prostitute. A source who has had direct contact with Taylor since the incident tells TMZ Taylor has acknowledged the pimp supplied the girl ... but he "honestly believed she was 19 or 21." Taylor's lawyer said flatly yesterday, Taylor did not have sex with the woman. According to the source, Taylor is "devastated," insisting he's "not into the world of 16-year-olds."

Taylor is acknowledging he was with the girl but says it never dawned on him she was underage. The source added, "He wants a lot of girls. They don't have to be the most beautiful, but he's into quantity.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0nN19dTfY

Paging Ben Roethlesberger. Paging Ben Roethlesberger. Lawrence Taylor needs help. Please tell him next time he wants some pussy he needs to go to a local college bar, bang the broad in the bathroom, deny deny deny, and he won't be absolutely fucked for life.

Daily Dumbass: Lindsay Lohan

With the news that Lindsay Lohan has violated her terms of probation and will be heading to court next month to please her case, she has officially reached "Daily Dumbass" status here at F2DD. Not that she didn't already reach that when she looks like this:

And she used to look like this:

I think we've made our case.

PETA advertises on Octomom's front yard!

TMZ: If you're Octomom Nadya Suleman, why not take five grand from PETA -- every little bit helps when you're fighting off foreclosure. In exchange for the cash, PETA gets to advertise in Octo's front yard. The group will put up a sign encouraging people to spay and neuter their pets. Perfect for the home of an amazingly fertile mother of 14.

People are so pathetic these days. Are you kidding me? This woman is pathetic. First she has 14 kids thinking it will make her famous (which it did) and now she's allowing PETA to advertise in her front yard. The crazy thing is she's being a complete hypocrite by allowing a sign that is advertising dogs and cats being spade and neutered. The only thing that should happen is Nadya should get her tubes tied before she shits out one.

How embarrassing would it be if you were one of these children? Like, imagine the type of shit people are going to say to you while you grow up. I mean the only reason why these kids exist is because of an overdose on fertility pills.

Most Wanted Rockstar: Lil Wayne

TMZ: Lil Wayne had a perfectly good reason for missing his court date in Arizona today -- he's currently behind bars in New York. But Yuma County didn't care ... and issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

Wayne pled not guilty in the past to a litany of drug charges related to a January 2008 arrest, where DEA agents found 105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and 41 grams of ecstasy pills and a 40-caliber pistol on his tour bus.

Wayne had a court date today, but missed it cause of the whole "already in jail" thing.

You see, this sums up Lil Wayne in a nut shell. When he does something he goes all in. Quantity over quality all the time. Whether it comes to girls, money, gold in teeth, or music Weezy F doesn't just do the bare minimum he does it to the maximum.

Actually, wait a minute. Wayne will not serve the maximum sentence, that's guaranteed because he's fucking Lil Wanye. Needless to say, Lil Wayne most certainly is the Most Wanted Rockstar.

Celebrity Rehab wants DMX!

DMX is the #1 draft pick to appear on the next season of "Celebrity Rehab" -- that is, if the rehab people can somehow find a way to keep him from being locked up.

DMX's attorney, Gary Jenkins, tells TMZ reps for "Rehab" contacted him after X was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly violating his probation by using drugs.

Jenkins says the "Rehab" team is considering sending someone to DMX's next court hearing to speak with the judge -- just like Dr. Drew did with Jessica Sierra from "American Idol" -- to try and get X placed in their care instead of being locked up.

The rapper is currently being held on no bond and is expected back in court March 16.

So let me get this straight. DMX broke his probation and had a tirade in court and now because a TV show wants him, he may get out of jail time? Am I reading that correctly? You see, a lot of people complain that famous people get a get out of jail card from time to time, but if I'm reading this straight DMX is going to get to save that card for the next time he fucks up.

The only thing that concerns me is what do you think Weezy is going to do when he finds out about this. DMX should be more like him and be happy he is going to jail. You see that's the difference between Weezy and everyone else. He sees the value of being thrown in the slammer as a rapper. He know he'll release a sick album about the time he spent in jail when he gets out. He also knows people will release his music while he is in jail.

DMX doesn't see the value in that and that's why he flamed out years ago.

Jake Pavelka or TMZ? Who is the bigger idiot.

"The Bachelor" Jake Pavelka is catching some serious heat even before marrying Vienna Girardi -- and it's all over the ex-girlfriend in this photo.

Jake's ex, 24-year-old Tanya Douglas, claims that Jake was in contact with her after he finished taping "The Bachelor" -- and she claims Jake said he was coming back to her.

In the past Jake has denied any overlap between past relationships and his 'Bachelor' days.

So, what do you think -- did Jake make the right choice?



Ok, I'm going to make this one short and sweet because I'm sure all of you don't give a fuck about Jake Pavelka. Jake Pavelka had options. A lot of options with a lot of hot girls. He made the worst decision possible with these options that were handed to him.

He had Gia. He had Tanya. He had fucking Tenley. He gave it all up for fucking Vienna.

Nice job Jake. So TMZ, fuck off. It's obvious he made a moronic decision. Everyone knows. Don't ask the question like you're the only one who hasn't.

Oh and by the way, that's a picture of Jake's ex girlfriend that he left to become a reality TV sensation.

Did Paris Hilton get hotter?

Paris Hilton tweeted this photo earlier today. It's about damn time she came out and showed us how she's looking these days. I feel like I haven't seen her in years.

Is it just me or did she get even hotter than she was before?