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Showing posts with label Superman. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Game 2 Preview: Where Duuuwight Tries Alternative Methods Of "Jamming"

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This is not embarrassing.  You are no Shaq.  You never will be Shaq.  You Can't dominate like Shaq once did. But best of all, you Can't rap! (don't even try to tell me Shaq can't rap)  Keep jammin' with 14-year old Nicki Minaj wanna be's Duuuuuwight while you continue to get manhandled in the post by the Celtics KrypTRIonite (Perk, Sheed, Baby). 

Celtics still +7.5....Joke?..."AWWWWWW YEEEEEEAHHHHAAAAAA"!!!!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Charlie Davies Resumes Training With His French Club Sochaux


SOCHAUX, France -- American forward Charlie Davies has resumed training less than six months after he was nearly killed in a car accident.

Still recovering from injuries sustained in the Oct. 13 crash in Virginia, Davies rejoined his Sochaux club last week after several weeks of rehabilitation. The club says he went for a jog Monday morning.

The 23-year-old player will keep working with a physiotherapist before joining his teammates in 2-4 weeks.

Davies was likely to be on the U.S. World Cup squad before the crash.

His injuries included two broken bones in his right leg, a broken and dislocated left elbow, a broken nose, forehead and eye socket, a ruptured bladder and bleeding on the brain.


With all due respect to Shaq and Dwight Howard, I'm nominating Charlie Davies as a new candidate for the "Superman" nickname. Just look at the laundry list of injuries he suffered, and less than 6 months later, he's already back to training?! I mean, Shaq does (or, used to) discard defenders like rag dolls, but the man is (at least) 350 pounds. That's what he should do. And Howard is a 7-foot tall black man who can dunk. So what? Charlie Davies clearly has superhuman healing powers, which easily makes him more worthy of the superman title than Shaq or Howard. Case closed. Hopefully, Superman can continue his faster-than-a-speeding-bullet recovery and rep the U.S. (and New Hampshire) on the field at the World Cup in June.