LATimes: See JWoww. See Ronnie. See them tan. See them party. See them write a book. Yes, Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro of MTV's "Jersey Shore" will be bringing us "Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore," courtesy of St. Martin's Press and, we assume, some people who can actually type words. The paperback will be available in July, Publishers Weeklyreports -- just in time to be read at the beach! And, gosh, right around the show's summer second season premiere! What a fortunate coincidence. Why those two? Perhaps they weren't getting paid enough simply to exist in public. And we assume the publisher didn't want to nickname it a "booki."
So let me get this straight. Ronnie and JWoww are going to write a book? Is that serious? It sure seems like it. The thing that gets me however the title is going to be "Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore," yet Ronnie fell in love at the Jersey Shore. JWoww wanted to fall in love at the Jersey Shore, but couldn't because she had a boyfriend. I just don't get it. A better choice by this publishing company would have been to get Vinny to write a in-depth book analyzing each and every character on the show and give us incite on just how crazy they are.
