Jersey Shore to Write A Book?

LATimes: See JWoww. See Ronnie. See them tan. See them party. See them write a book. Yes, Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro of MTV's "Jersey Shore" will be bringing us "Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore," courtesy of St. Martin's Press and, we assume, some people who can actually type words. The paperback will be available in July, Publishers Weeklyreports -- just in time to be read at the beach! And, gosh, right around the show's summer second season premiere! What a fortunate coincidence. Why those two? Perhaps they weren't getting paid enough simply to exist in public. And we assume the publisher didn't want to nickname it a "booki."

So let me get this straight. Ronnie and JWoww are going to write a book? Is that serious? It sure seems like it. The thing that gets me however the title is going to be "Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore," yet Ronnie fell in love at the Jersey Shore. JWoww wanted to fall in love at the Jersey Shore, but couldn't because she had a boyfriend. I just don't get it. A better choice by this publishing company would have been to get Vinny to write a in-depth book analyzing each and every character on the show and give us incite on just how crazy they are.

Bienvenido A Miami Jersey Shore

 

TMZ- "Season two of the popular MTV reality will film in Florida, according to the Miami Herald. The production company behind the show has been scouting locations in Miami since last month, as TMZ first reported.  

A source close to the show tells TMZ they will begin filming before the month is out."

Unfortunately the second season of MTV's leading reality show, Jersey Shore, will not take place in South Boston, but rather in Miami.  Regardless of where season 2 is filmed, you can guarantee we'll be in for another eight plus weeks of ridiculous antics.  All I can hope is that Will Smith locks down the theme for this season.

"Party in the city where the heat is on. 

All night on the beach til the break of dawn 

Welcome to miami (bienvenido a miami) 

Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on 

All night on the beach til the break of dawn. 

I'm going to miami, welcome to miami"

"How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds."- Vinny

Jersey Shore shit-talker is Racist? Wants a rematch?

So apparently the dude that got lit up by Ronnie "I say BRO more than anyone" Magro, left traces on the internet of racist remarks towards the black MTV security guards that broke up the fight. I mean initially I thought this guy was in it just for the attention, but this whole racist Facebook posting along with his previous statement saying he was sucker punched and wanted a rematch with the fist pumping king?  Come on dude, you got your wanna be tough/guid-ass publicly gift wrapped on national Television...and now you're requesting a rematch.  You were antagonizing the hell out of the guy and you say you got sucker punched? Rule of thumb, if you're going to talk shit to the biggest meathead outta the BROnx, you might want to double check what you're packing before you step.  Sweet jesus did I really just defend someone on the Jersey Shore?