Saturday, March 13, 2010
One of the Best In-Game Dunks You'll Ever See
Normally, who cares about a game between Cal State Fullerton and Cal State Northridge, right? That's until you see this dunk from Wednesday night. Introducing CSF's Gerard Anderson. The kid has thrown down some vicious jams throughout his career, but this is by far his best. Anderson decides to go all Vince Carter on Northridge's Vinnie McGhee, completely ignoring the fact that he was even standing there. (Editor's note: Reference to Vince Carter before he turned into a jump-shooting pussy). Hopefully, Anderson's got the talent to go pro. Maybe he can spice up the lackluster dunk contest some day.
Check out some of his other work here. And here. Kid's a beast.
Friday, March 12, 2010
"Jersey Shore Couture"- Talent Couture
Warning: This song is terrible...
BUT....
Fact: If you enjoy watching the Jersey Shore you will most likely have a higher respect for this jam.
"Set Me Free"- Lloyd ft. Mystikal
Danger, watch yo' self!!!! That's right Mystikal is resurrected and he's still got it. He almost sounds like he never left the game, coming hard on this tight beat. I dig it.
Daily Drunk: Allen Iverson
Wait, did I say rehab? By rehab I might have meant the club, where he's gettin' real flopped with his cuz'.
"Wavin' Flag" Official Celebration Mix Video- K'Naan
Anyone looking for a "feel good" song tune in here. This mix was chosen as the official theme for the 2010 Fifa World Cup and I don't know I can think of a more appropriate jam. All I can say is this has commercial status written all over it. Get ready to be singing snippets of this as they are pounded repeatedly into your marketable minds.
"Coast to Coast"- Sam Adams
The only reason I'm posting this is because it is trailing "Driving Me Crazy" on Youtube by about 60,000 hits. This song deserves a lot more respect so if you haven't copped it already, go chump the $6.99 on itunes for the entire EP or if you've got sand in your V then at least go buy this one for $.99.
Wizzy F. Pay Me
Celebrity Rehab wants DMX!
DMX is the #1 draft pick to appear on the next season of "Celebrity Rehab" -- that is, if the rehab people can somehow find a way to keep him from being locked up.
DMX's attorney, Gary Jenkins, tells TMZ reps for "Rehab" contacted him after X was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly violating his probation by using drugs.
Jenkins says the "Rehab" team is considering sending someone to DMX's next court hearing to speak with the judge -- just like Dr. Drew did with Jessica Sierra from "American Idol" -- to try and get X placed in their care instead of being locked up.
The rapper is currently being held on no bond and is expected back in court March 16.
So let me get this straight. DMX broke his probation and had a tirade in court and now because a TV show wants him, he may get out of jail time? Am I reading that correctly? You see, a lot of people complain that famous people get a get out of jail card from time to time, but if I'm reading this straight DMX is going to get to save that card for the next time he fucks up.
The only thing that concerns me is what do you think Weezy is going to do when he finds out about this. DMX should be more like him and be happy he is going to jail. You see that's the difference between Weezy and everyone else. He sees the value of being thrown in the slammer as a rapper. He know he'll release a sick album about the time he spent in jail when he gets out. He also knows people will release his music while he is in jail.
DMX doesn't see the value in that and that's why he flamed out years ago.
Daily Dip: Michelle Nunes
Thursday, March 11, 2010
You're kidding, Maria.
TMZ: Tennis babe Maria Sharapova and her Lakers boyfriend Sasha Vujacic like making things difficult for themselves. While in Palm Springs on Wednesday, the athletic couple played a bizarro game of tennis and used the racket's handle to hit the ball.
They're a perfect match.
How the fuck has this gone unnoticed? Did anyone know that the blonde bombshell, Maria Sharapova, is dating that douchebag Sasha Vujacic. You've got to be kidding me. Why why why why why would she ever date that pussy. Is there a more hated basketball player than Sasha Vujacic on the planet? I mean, he fucking sucks at the sport he plays, no one likes him, and all he does it bitch. I guess that's how you scoop a girl like Maria. All you've got to do is be a pussy. Chicks apparently dig that these days, especially hot ones.
Best part of this whole story is now we know why Sasha cut his hair. Not because he realized guys shouldn't have long hair like their female counterparts, but because Maria most likely told him too.
We also now have the answer why Sharapova can't play tennis anymore. Because she's with Sasha, what a joke.
JR Smith has got some hops!
We've been slacking lately as far as basketball goes. Here's a ridiculous dunk from last nights Nuggets game. Hands down best dunk of the season, including the dunk competition.
Props to J.R. Smith for providing us with this beauty.
Daily Dip: Cheryl Cole
Introducing Cheryl Cole, a 26-year old English singer, songwriter, dancer, model, and television personality. Man she's got the whole kit and caboodle huh? Can't knock a sexy dip that can sing, dance, and look hot on a daily basis.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
"Scam Adams" Rumors Are Complete Bonkers
"Sam Adams week is officially over here @ JumpTheTurnstyle.. and more than likely, so is his career.
Scam Adams, rather Sam Adams’ recent rise to overnight super stardom and #1 iTunes hip hop debut is a complete farce. That’s right.. dude is a fraud of epic trustfundian proportions.
In a stunning turn of events, multiple music industry insiders, including the head of a major independent record label, an employee at iTunes, and an industry source at a major digital distributor (who have all asked to remain anonymous) have confirmed the following allegations to be true; close to 75,000 downloads of Sam Adams iTunes debut were charged to a single credit card. That’s right – Sam Adams has used the age-old industry trick of record buy backs to blow up. Meaning, young Scammy has his people downloading his record to boost his sales numbers – and in turn, push his debut to #1 on iTunes hip hop charts.
Scam Adams iTunes debut has been baffling to all levels of the music industry, from artists to executives. No one could seem to understand how a complete unknown with no major label backing could chart #1. Last week no one knew the Trinity educated, silver spoon fed, captain of a division III soccer team college boy — and seemingly overnight, with multiple features on JumpTheTurnstyle and a fraudulent boosted iTunes debut.. Sam Adams became the biggest name in hip hop.
Now it’s all over. Scam Adams is fake. His people manufactured his entire career.. and he got caught out.
R.I.P. SAM ADAMS."With several rumors floating around the media about how Sam Adams' personal wallet was responsible for his recent launch to the top of iTunes charts, there has been no concrete evidence or financial statements released to back such an artificial statement. It is evident that the media can't stomach the fact that a 22-year old college soccer star from Cambridge rattled the industry. I agree, it seems like a completely fictitious tale, but in reality it's quite the inspirational novel. Boston's rappers are rare enough, but for a white boy from the bean to top that charts? Seems pretty preposterous, or does it?
In order to buy $75,000 worth of you're own music you would have to be lacking some elementary education. Clearly Sam is not, as he is months away from graduating from Trinity College, which alone a rarity in the hip-hop industry. iTunes shares the profit with the artists as well as the record label for each sale that is completed through the iTunes store. iTunes collects approximately $.35-$.40 on each song from an independent label (Sam released the EP under, 1st Round Records, an independent label). If Sam did indeed purchase $75,000 worth of his own music on iTunes, he would have lost between $26,000-$30,000. Seems like the kind of cash an unsigned college student has lying around to blow right?
There is absolutely no way Sam Adams had the funds or practiced the stupidity to pull off the ludicrous move that the media is suggesting. Haters can huff a thick dong while they witness a white boy from Cambridge, MA dominate the charts.
"What up haters I'm back so how's my dick taste?
I'm spittin grimy like months without tooth paste"
"Who Don't"- Wale. ft. Fat Trel & Black Cobain
Scoop It Here!
DJ Granny Bumpin Beats at age 69
I don't know what's funnier: watching Granny tearing up the tables and bumpin' beats... or listening to this story being told in a proper British accent. ("Ruth Flowers pumping out massive tunes, blinged up for all to see.")
Granny's sure got game though. Gotta give her some respect. I hope I’m still rockin like her when I’m that age. (I just hope all the strobe lights and loud noises don't send her into a massive seizure or heart attack). Check her out at mamyrock.com. No, really.
Go Granny Go!!
Bienvenido A Miami Jersey Shore
TMZ- "Season two of the popular MTV reality will film in Florida, according to the Miami Herald. The production company behind the show has been scouting locations in Miami since last month, as TMZ first reported.
A source close to the show tells TMZ they will begin filming before the month is out."
Unfortunately the second season of MTV's leading reality show, Jersey Shore, will not take place in South Boston, but rather in Miami. Regardless of where season 2 is filmed, you can guarantee we'll be in for another eight plus weeks of ridiculous antics. All I can hope is that Will Smith locks down the theme for this season.
"Party in the city where the heat is on.
All night on the beach til the break of dawn
Welcome to miami (bienvenido a miami)
Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on
All night on the beach til the break of dawn.
I'm going to miami, welcome to miami"
"How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds."- Vinny
"Resurrection" Video- Lupe Fiasco ft. Kenna (Tribute of Haiti)
MTV dropped this video to go along with Lupe & Kenna's track "Resurrection" which was released two months ago in lieu of the Haiti earthquake.
Was Seal At Harpers Ferry Boston?
Daily Dip: Sofia Vergara
Introducing Sofia Vergara, a 37 year old Colombian actress, model, and entrepreneur (via Wiki). You might recognize this coug from Four Brothers, in which she played the role as Sofi, Tyrese's whacked out girl.
Nomar Comes Home to Boston, Retires with the Red Sox
FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Longtime Boston Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra retired from baseball on Wednesday morning, signing a one-day contract with the Red Sox in order to retire as a member of the team.
"I've always had a recurring dream, to be able to retire in a Red Sox uniform. But to be able to have that dream come true, I really just can't put into words because of what this organization has always meant to me, meant to my family, the fans. I always tell people Red Sox Nation is bigger than any nation out there, and to be able to tell people that I came back home to be back to Red Sox Nation is truly a thrill."
One of the greatest and most popular Red Sox of all time comes home to retire in the city where he made his name. Ever since he was traded away, there’s been a revolving door of mediocre shortstops for the Sox. And although it can’t be ignored that his trade sparked the Sox to their first World Series in 86 years, it would have been fitting if he was around to experience it.
Always a fan favorite, Nomar was one of the best hitters in Red Sox history, and easily the best shortstop. Kids all around New England mimicked his bizarre habits in the batter’s box. He brought energy and hustle to the field every night, and he was just fun to watch play. In his 9 years with the Sox, he hit .323, with 178 homers and 690 RBI. He won the AL Rookie of the Year in 1997, as well as consecutive batting titles in 1999 and 2000.
There are conflicting beliefs as to what really happened when Nomar was traded away in 2004. Some people (mostly media) believe he faked an injury and quit on the team. This theory gained steam during the game against the Yankees in 2004, when Derek Jeter “heroically” dove into the stands to catch a foul ball, and those Yankee-loving assholes at FOX panned into the Red Sox dugout to get a shot of Nomar sitting on the bench, unable (or seemingly unwilling) to play. Other people believe that he was forced out of town by the new ownership group, by the combination of an alleged smear campaign and the attempted trade for Alex Rodriguez. I tend to believe the latter theory, after seeing what has happened to some other Sox players in recent years.
Despite all this, it is a great story that Nomar has come home to Boston to retire. He was, and still is, beloved and appreciated by Red Sox Nation. (Just look at the reaction he got when he returned to Fenway with the Athletics. Almost brought tears to my eyes). The Red Sox organization has done what’s right by bringing Nomar back to Boston to retire. Hopefully, they continue down the right path and waive the strict requirements for retiring jersey numbers. His number 5 absolutely belongs on the right field façade at Fenway Park.
"Still The Hottest"- Young Chris ft. J. Cole
"I rap circles around these rap Urkels"
J. Cole starts off his verse with a spin on Kanye's take of Through The Wire and smashes the beat from there. Props to Young Chris for doing his best to keep up.
Scoop It Here!
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Asian woman survives 3000 foot plunge
A skydiver miraculously survived after plummeting 3,000 feet to the ground when her parachute became tangled, The Sun reported Tuesday.
Lareece Butler escaped with bruises, a broken leg and concussion after slamming into the ground in South Africa.
The mother of one leaped from a plane with a parachute which opened automatically but suffered problems within seconds of exiting the aircraft.
Her boyfriend watched from the ground in horror as she spiraled downwards before crashing into a field on Saturday.
Skydive manager Joos Vos said Tuesday the novice jumper was very lucky to be alive.
Bad ass skydiver or what?
Imagine jumping out of a plane 3,000 feet high only to not have a working parachute. That must absolutely suck. The feeling going through your head for the free fall must be pure agony, just imagining what it's going to be like when you hit the ground.
Now imagine what it feels like if you survive that. Must be the best feeling in the world. I still can't believe that bitch survived this plummet. Too bad she wasted all her good luck on surviving this crash, imagine if she chose to play the lottery or a scratch ticket during the 5 minute free fall. She'd almost certainly be rich, instead she just has a story to tell her grand children.
Too bad.
Ellen Degeneres Is An Old Bag
Ellen DeGeneres isn’t a fan of high-def TV. The new “American Idol” judge brought in her own lighting crew after she decided the talent show’s cameramen made her look too old and wrinkly. “Ellen thought her ‘Idol’ close-ups were very unflattering,” a production insider told the National Enquirer . “She said she was shocked at how old and tired she could look in high definition!”Hm. Maybe Ellen should of realized this BEFORE the first few episodes of Idol season started. The bottom line is Ellen you are old, you do look tired, and you are not a young attractive female, save that for the contestants. You job isn't to look pretty, it isn't too act young, simply try to be the judge they hope to be.
Bottom line: Idol never should of let that drunk Paula leave. She didn't need any special lighting to look hot.
Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade over Milkaholic Baby
(NY Post) Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, "milkaholic" baby in its latest commercial -- who happens to be named Lindsay -- was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for her pain and suffering.
The actress filed a lawsuit yesterday in Nassau County Supreme Court over the commercial that debuted during the Super Bowl this year. The ad -- part of a series starring babies who play the stock market -- features a boy apologizing to his girlfriend via video chat for not calling her the night before.
(USA Today) Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna, and wants an injunction to force the spot off the air.
Oprah. Bono. Madonna. LeBron. Cher. Lindsay?? HAHAHAHA!!! Single name recognition? Is she serious? Someone with a brain needs to sit Miss Lohan down and tell her that she’s not famous for being talented. She’s famous for being a world class fuck-up.
If you give a raggedy-looking homeless man a few bucks on the street, you can usually be pretty sure that he’s just going to use that money to buy drugs. That’s kind of what this situation is like. Give Lindsay Lohan $100 million, and you can be pretty sure that she’s just gonna use that money to party hard for a couple weeks, probably buy some coke… then use the rest of it to bail herself out of jail and pay for another stint in rehab.
I don’t see how she can possibly win this case, (after all, Lindsay is a pretty popular name), but if this commercial is in fact referring to Lohan, I think it’s being pretty kind by only calling her an alcoholic. Come on, Lindsay. Do you really think this 5-second clip of a milkaholic baby hurts your image? You mean the image of you as a spoiled, alcohol-abusing, drunk-driving, car-crashing, perpetual-rehabbing, cocaine-blowing skank?
Yea, you're right. Wouldn't want to touch that one.
Daily Dip: Bianca Smith
Introducing Bianca Smith, a 29 year old Myspace muff model out of Hermosa Beach, CA. While doing my research, I found that she has a very particular set of skills. While differing from Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) in Taken, these skills include, "Piano, guitar, painting, drawing, & being awesome". Well there you have it, she is very good at being awesome. What more can you ask for? A booty booty, a fine rack, and the ability to naturally "be awesome". I'm sold.
Alternative "Pursuit Of Happiness" Video- Kid Cudi ft. MGMT
Cudi does it again. This video definitely doesn't lack originality and I'm pretty sure if I watched myself in a mirror while I watched this my head would have been doing the ol' "remove the kink in your neck" maneuver, trying to keep Cudi horizontal on my screen. If you haven't heard this track before, well you've missed big things, and you should go buy it on itunes because it is that good.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Liltunechi Finally Hits The Pen
Forth times a charm right? Nothing standing in between Weez and the Judge today. Yes we might be forced to go without TV appearances, concerts, Ustreams, tweets, etc, but there will sure be no lack of music, despite the fact he is locked up for the upcoming year. Wayne worked his ass off the past few months, recording several tracks scheduled to be on The Carter IV, along with 20+ videos which he recorded in the past few weeks.
"See I Got Money On My Mind
But The Haters Wont Leave Me Alone
So Im Ridin Everyday With Every Pistol
Everyday With Every Pistol"
"I'm Back"- T.I.
The King is back on his throne with the title track off his upcoming album which is scheduled to be released sometime in late summer, early fall...which probably means sometime next year.
Worst Contract Ever: Javon Walker Cut
21 million spent for 24 months of service = 15 catches, 1 TD.That's 21 million dollars per TD or roughly $800,000 per catch.
Nice job Al Davis. If this doesn't make you realize that you are a senile old man who needs to scale back your football personnel responsibilities then I don't know what will.
Wait a minute, yes I do, another season of JaMarcus Russell quarterbacking your football team.
"Beat The Clock"- UNH Parody to Tik Tok
For anyone of you noobs who are unfamiliar to "Beat The Clock" it is a hobby a majority of students at the Universityof New Hampshire take up. In a nutshell, you drink as many $1 drinks in an hour as you can. But remember, the clock always prevails.
So now that I have enlightened you with the greatest bar deal in the history of bar deals, ya'll are going to rate this parody on the scale below...
"Who's World Is This"- J. Cole
New J. Cole which was released via twitter @TeamCole earlier today, J. Cole's official fan site. Keep in check, Freshman watch list '10!
Daily Douche: Adam Lambert
Wow. You're kidding me. First the American Music Award performance, now this. Adam, chill out. We all know your gay, no need to continually try to prove it.
R.I.P Oldest Living American
WESTMORELAND, N.H. -- A New Hampshire woman certified as the oldest person living in the United States has died.
Mary Josephine Ray died Sunday at a Westmoreland nursing home at 114 years and 294 days old.The Gerontology Research Group said that until her death, Ray was the oldest person in the United States and the second oldest person in the world.
The title of oldest living American now goes to Neva Morris, of Ames, Iowa, who is 114 years 216 days.
The oldest person in the world is Kama Chinen, of Japan. She is 114 years 301 days.
Ray was born in Prince Edward Island, Canada. She moved to the United States at age 3.
She lived for 60 years in Anson, Maine, and moved to Westmoreland in 2002 to be near her children.
A funeral is set for Thursday in Madison, Maine.
Is anyone baffled that the oldest lady in the world lived in New Hampshire and was originally from Maine? Don't all old people from New England move south down to Sarasota, FL or something? Like I don't get it.
That has got to do something with her lasting all this time though. As much as the elderly think the cold weather is bad for them and their arthritis just maybe the sunny warm sun in Florida is killing them.
Or just maybe, just maybe. The cold weather was helping preserve her old fragile skin and bones and she actually died years ago. Hey it could happen. Live free, errr feeble or die muthafuckas.
PS- If I'm gonna look like that at age 114, I hope I die a half a century earlier.
96-Year Old Man Attacked by... an Otter?!?
First off, I want to apologize because this video does not contain actual footage of the otter attack, (although it’s still pretty damn funny, particularly the 911 call). Just look at this guy’s battle wounds! He looks like he went toe to toe with Floyd Mayweather, not a cute little otter. I’m torn on which way to go with this. Should I be inspired by the toughness of this 96-year old man who somehow managed to avoid breaking his hip and croaking during this vicious mauling? Or should I be baffled that he got his ass handed to him by this furry little creature?
Ben Stiller Na'vifies Himself At The Oscars
I wanted to post this last night but the only video I could find was screened by the Na'vi I think and had some crazy commentary echoing the entire clip. So in case you missed it last night, Ben Stiller dressed as a member of the Na'vi tribe (From Avatar), to announce the winner for best makeup. Ironically, Avatar was not even a nominee, but it appeared Mr. Stiller's real objective was to plug his piece into James Cameron. Bottom line is, whatever his motive was is irrelevant. I would have laughed my ass off the instant he started clicking his tongue anyways. Bravo Ben, Bravo!
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